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 Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:33 pm
The oh so holy and just laws of our Immortal Ever Waching One, Ian, shall be spoken here in the great Church of Latter day Ian for all to see, belvers or non-belevers. So all can see his just ways and laws. The 18 commandments are as fallows;
The original 10 commandments plus:
11) Thou shalt drink only mountain dew on the 5th of every month.
12) Thou shalt worship as thou see fits, hoping I also see fit.
13) Thou shalt sacrifice (ritually leave at an alter) licorice to me once every Saturday.
14) I am always right, so thou wilt never claim otherwise.
15) I know no bounds, I am ALWAYS watching you, therefore thou must be zealous towards my ends.
16) Thou shalt always play Magic to settle disputes.
17) Thou shall not hunt squirrels being as they are Holy Beasts.
18 ) During the sacred time of Coralew (dec 6- 8 ) thou shall not eat or drink anything from sun up till sun down, save the holy drink and food.
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:57 pm
the blessed commandments have been edited to the extent of my knowledge of old english and spelling! *bows* 4laugh
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