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 Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:08 am
So I figured it was time that we all start making a list of things that those without kids cannot do. For whatever reason, that way we have it at our disposal. So when the argument comes up we have the ammo already lined up. Just a thought, I cannot think of any right now, but I will keep the list up here as new replies come along.
We do not have to put up with kids screaming in public
We do not have to constantly play the never-ending questions game kids like to play
Can have more types of pets
Can go out more often and to more expensive places
Can take good sexy photos of yourself.
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:52 am
They can go out and enjoy:
Movies
Vacations
A nice dinner
have disposable income
That's all I can come up with at the moment.
I'm a bit annoyed that a couple keeps toting their loud baby in and out of the library right now...
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:57 pm
confused Well in fairness, most parents lie to themselves and convince themselves that they time they spend with their kids is the best time in the world.
Hmmm how do we bend this one to be for us?
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:33 pm
Well... I just had to deal with the unearthly wailing of a 7 week old baby at the supermarket ahead of me at the checkout line. The baby's mother refused to pick him up and the cashier and another woman kept on trying to have a conversation while this baby was just crying his head off. So we don't have to deal with that. Or the million questions game children like to play.
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:16 am
Ah yeah, that is true. Problem is that we are the ones who look like a** holes when we get pissed off at parents like that. However, that is a very good point.
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:42 am
Or how about this.
Things you shouldn't do with kids that people do anyway:
Go to movies.
Get a fragile little dog.
Enjoy a classy dinner at an expensive restaurant.
Gossip.
Watch horror movies.
Take sexy pictures to show off to everyone.
Have nice things. XD
Leave candy wherever you want.
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:20 am
I don't know about the sexy pictures one... I mean there are plenty of moms and dads taking sexy pictures for the kids they seduce on XBox live.
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:19 pm
Hmm Spend lots of money on ones self? xp having a kid would make anime conventions suck for me.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:26 am
Never hire a babysitter. And have a mature sense of humor. No avoiding subjects kids can't understand.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:28 pm
cat_surprised You are right we can have a mature sense of humor. Even better is we can have it around kids. After all, it only makes their parents life a living hell cat_ninja
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:37 am
I'm not for abortion or child abuse but I do like to joke about it. I had some fun with those retarded family stickers people put on their cars. I got a daddy sticker, put a baseball bat in one hand, and he's holding a baby by the leg in his other hand. I'd just like to see the faces of the people who think I'm the devil.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:50 pm
A-B0T
I'm not for abortion or child abuse but I do like to joke about it. I had some fun with those retarded family stickers people put on their cars. I got a daddy sticker, put a baseball bat in one hand, and he's holding a baby by the leg in his other hand. I'd just like to see the faces of the people who think I'm the devil.
O_O If you ever make one send one to me.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:41 am
XenoReiji A-B0T
I'm not for abortion or child abuse but I do like to joke about it. I had some fun with those retarded family stickers people put on their cars. I got a daddy sticker, put a baseball bat in one hand, and he's holding a baby by the leg in his other hand. I'd just like to see the faces of the people who think I'm the devil.
O_O If you ever make one send one to me.
I'll see if I can take a picture of my car and post it for you.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:06 pm
A-B0T
I'll see if I can take a picture of my car and post it for you.
Ah yes pictures, my mortal enemy
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:57 pm
-Be able to travel on a whim
-Be able to go to adults only resorts
-Be able to have loud sex anywhere in your home
-Be able to sleep in
-Be able to focus on only your career
-Be able to spoil yourself whenever you want due to the extra income
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