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Creature Centre Patients

Here is a list of Patients that I have already done! (we could use some suggestions on pictures for these nuts!)

Nut #4

I haven't been able to eat or sleep lately. See, one day, I went to the fridge to drink some orange juice, but on the carton of orange juice, it said 'Concentrate,' so I've been standing there staring at the carton of orange juice ever since. There weren?t any instructions about when to stop staring at it. What do I do?! *has brought the carton of orange juice to the counseling center and is still staring at it*


Nut #5

My little brother has an imaginary friend named Mario, and they?re really starting to tick me off! They pull my hair, take all the cookies in the cookie jar and hide ?em, and keep shooting me with their water guns! (Mario has REALLY good aim. He hits me every time!) I already tied up my brother and hid him under my bed, but how are you supposed to beat an imaginary friend?!

Nut #6

I have an addiction. An addiction to watching the laundry in the washing machine go round... and round... and round. I can?t get enough of it. It?s so hypnotizing. What do I do?! *has brought a washing machine to the counseling center and is still staring at it*


Nut #7

One day after school, when I went back into the classroom to pick up a book I left behind, I saw my teacher taking off her human disguise. She's actually an evil Meepit in disguise! So today, when I saw her again in math class, I went up to her and pulled her face, but her mask wouldn't come off. I've gotten a month of detention now, and nobody will believe me! What do I do?!


Nut #8

Okay. I'm Frosty the Snowman. My parents are telling me I need to take a bath, but if I go in the water, I'm gonna melt. They said if I don't take a bath soon, they're gonna kick me outta the house. What should I do?

Past Patients and their pictures.

Nut #1

Okay. So this one day, when I was shopping at the market, I saw the most AMAZING, INCREDIBLE, GORGEOUS apple of my life. She's beautiful, and talented, and intelligent. She's PERFECT! Unfortunately, it seems that she's already dating that tomato. I can't stand to see her with another man! WHAT DO I DO, DOC?! (CANT CURRENTLY FIND IMAGE)

Nut #2

Our family's hamster is plotting to eat me. I KNOW IT! It pretends to act all innocent... running around in that little hamster wheel of his. BUT! I know he's actually TRAINING so once he bites my head off, he can run away so nobody'll catch him. I've tried getting rid of it, but my sister keeps saying it's such a cute hamster and that she wants to keep it! FOOLS! What's a guy supposed to do? He's gonna strike soon... I KNOW IT! Ebil Hamsters UNTIE!

Nut #3

Ho, ho, ho! Hey, doc! I'm Santa Claus. I have NO idea why my wife sent me here when SHE'S the crazy one! She keeps saying I'm not Santa Claus, that I'm some guy named John Doe. Whatta nut, huh? So, whatever you hafta say to me, make it snappy, 'cause I gotta go back to the North Pole and help my elves make presents for everyone in the world before Christmas! Santa - blows it out his butt!

I think... um, I'll have to get back to you on that.