That last part would infuriate me. If someone's spawn caused me to drop my lunch I would inform the parents and demand that they buy my new meal. I work at Wal-Mart and just the s**t that goes on at night is enough to make any sane individual swear off having children and denounce their own humanity. The babies coming in wearing nothing but a diaper, 8yo Mexican kids wrapped in a blanket and eating donuts while sitting inside the cart, the ones that have no idea what an inside voice is, I could list a hundred of them. If you don't see monkey bars, you can safely assume you're probably not in a playground. Their parents have no excuse to release their wild animals in public places like that.
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