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 Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:30 pm
"The following contest is for the Crimson City Championship! Before we begin, the General Manager will have to spin the Wheel of Massacre!"
Weather: Cloudy.
Wind: 6 mph.
Temperature: 3 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Punkology rolled 1 10-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:57 pm
Pre-Spin [Note: The Head of Talent Relations' slot is currently not implemented.]
The titantron flashed to show the backstage area from within the MTS Centre after the announcement. In view of the camera stood Matt Shanahan, now without his leather jacket, and the previously introduced Wheel of Massacre. The Wheel showed ten evenly divided segments all around. Each one said "Cyrus", "Vaseline", or "Shanahan", with a flag at the top that would point to whichever won. On top of the wheel was a board with "WHEEL OF MASSACRE" scrawled across in red paint.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, it's that time again! Unfortunately, we're not here to view the defense of our beloved Crimson City Championship, but instead, we're here for a recrowning tonight. A void was left in our company's title scene after the snot-nosed Kings took our rookie-champ Andrew Styles outta commission. It's a shame, but we must move on. Tonight, we'll see a clash unlike any other! Vaseline Man, a bizarre hero that's been climbing the ranks fast, and a hardcore veteran in his own right, Cyrus Leone! Will the Lion finally claim the Crimson City belt, or will we see Vaseline Man become a champion tonight? That's for them to decide, not me! Tonight, I'm only here for one thing..."
Matt let a wide grin cross his face as his eyes turned to stare at the Wheel of Massacre, something he was probably a little too proud of. "The Wheel of Massacre! Both men have already decided their stipulation choices, and I have mine! Will Cyrus get his wish of slamming a hero through a Table tonight?! Or will we see Vaseline Man try to mark the Lion in a Crimson Falls match?! Or, will we... ah ******** it, I won't ruin the surprise! LET'S DO THIS!"
With a profound vigor, Matt grabbed the top of the wheel and gave it a powerful pull downward, sending it into a spinning frenzy...
[Winning numbers (Edited due to no-champion):
Cyrus Leone (Tables Match) - 3, 6, 9
Vaseline Man (Crimson Falls Match) - 2, 5, 7
Matt Shanahan (???) - 1, 4, 8, 10] Post-Spin Matt's eyes watched with glee as the Wheel span around, though his aviators kept his overjoyed look from view. The big grin on his face was the only noticeable sign of joy in the otherwise cynical man. As the wheel came to a stop, he bit down on his lip and flexed his hands into giant fists. Once again, he lost the Spin, and the odds were always in his favor too!
The wheel landed on a "Cyrus" slice, indicating that the winner of the spin was the Tables Match.
With a heavy, dejected sign, Matt turned and looked at the camera. "This match is a Tables Match... Woo... have fun..." "Well then, the following contest is a Tables match! In order to win, a competitor must put their opponent through a table! Introducing first..."
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Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 7:05 pm
WE GOT FURNITURE TO MOVE
AND WE'LL BOTH BE THIRTY SOON
IN OAKLAND
IN OAKLAND
Childish Gamino's Telegraph Ave. plays for those four lines before the music switches to a gross combination of splooge noises, and squishes. Vaseline Man would run out of the backstage as if he were flying and take a giant leap onto the ramp, stomach first and slid down to the ring. Vaseline Man jumped to his feet right before the apron and stood in a heroic pose to the cheers of thousands or hundreds, or tens of fans! Vaseline man then SLID into the ring through the bottom rope and went to each corner doing said fist on hips heroic pose on each one. Vaseline Man would then wait for his opponent to come out. The weather was cold and Vaseline Man was already showing signs of stiffness.
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:36 pm
THE WORLD IS AFTER ME!"From Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at 225 pounds, The Untamed Lion, Cyrus Leone!"  The music suddenly paused briefly as the man known as the Untamed Lion stepped out onto the entryway. Feel like I'm caught in the ocean,
there's always someone to help me down.
The twisted tangled emotions,
there's always someone to help me drown.With his signature barbed wire chair leaned proudly on his shoulder, the Untamed Lion held up his other hand, which was wrapped in barbed wire. After only a moment, Cyrus suddenly threw his fist forward and started off towards the ring, moving slowly to be sure not to slip on the icy walkway. He walked along the crowd barricade, holding his elbow out for high fives since his hands were both occupied. As soon as he made it to the ring, he suddenly jumped onto the apron, stumbling slightly and nearly slipping off the edge. He then quicky entered the ring through the top and middle ropes. Cyrus walked over to the ropes ahead of him, set a boot on the bottom rope and leaned forward as he held his chair high in the air.THE WHOLE WORLD IS AF-TER.. MEEEEEEE!
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Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 4:48 pm
Vaseline Man was quick on the draw when it came to matches that were do or die. He was going to attempt to stiffly run at Cyrus and baseball slide into the shin of Cyrus Leone. He had to take out the legs of the quick man because that would be what it took to take out Vaseline and put him through a table.
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Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:05 pm
Seeing Vaseline Man run at him, Cyrus quickly raised his chair, ready to swing on the strange super hero. However, Cyrus didn't plan for Vaseline man to drop. Cyrus fell forward, hitting the cold mat after Vaseline slid into his shin!
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Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:07 pm
Vaseline Man felt empowered by the nailing of his slide. The problem was that in such snowy, frozen ring, he didn't have much room to stop sliding. Vaseline Man continued until he eventually slid outside the ring landing back first on the cold grown below. Getting a stinging sensation in his back, Vaseline Man curled into a ball on the outside, right by the apron.
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Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:15 pm
The Lion slowly made it back to his feet, making sure he didn't lose his balance on the frozen ring mat. Why at this temperature? Why outside? Why Canada?! Cyrus should have chosen an inferno match, at least it would have been toasty... and he'd get the chance to burn a mother ********. Glancing behind him he stepped over to notice the slippery hero on the cold, cold ground. Cyrus dropped to the mat and rolled out of the ring after his opponent, readying to strike with his chair when Vaseline got to his feet.
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Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 2:55 pm
Vaseline Man slowly made his way to his feet to the sound of one thousand laughters. As he made his way to his feet, Vaseline Man was forced to quickly throw up his arms after the oncoming chair attack became oncoming. Vaseline Man was sent flying from the chair and his arms flailed about as he hit the outside floor again.
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Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 1:34 pm
After smacking Vaseline man, Cyrus threw the chair on the ground and immediately went for a series of stomps on his downed opponent, aimed for the torso.
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Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:40 pm
Vaseline Man was took the chair shot like a champ but then got taken to the mudhole by a series of stomps that Cyrus was throwing at him. His chest felt almost collapsed after the stomps and the cold air.
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Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:15 pm
Finally, Cyrus halted his attack on Vaseline man and raised his barbed wire wrapped fist in the air. He'd then drop, looking to drive the fist into the face of his opponent.
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Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:10 pm
Vaseline Man was in a pesky predicament and the slimy superhero needed to find his way away from the devious barbed wire. Vaseline Man rolled backwards as the stomps stopped and put himself to his feet. Still slightly woozy from the chair shot, Vaseline Man stumbled on his feet backwards, not falling.
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:49 pm
Before Leone could drop, the strange superhero was able to roll out of his reach. Cyrus lunged after Vaseline man, only to slip on the icy ground, face planting into ground. Cyrus quickly tried to pull himself back to his feet after the embarrassing fall. "God dammit!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:22 pm
Vaseline Man was quite elusive. It took a special kind of person to catch the Vaseline covered hero and he was ready to get into action. It would've been crazy to take the fight straight to Cyrus who's covered in damage from head to toe, so Vaseline Man decided to take the splooge covered way. He'd slide across the floor and look for a weapon at the other apron.
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