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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:05 pm
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first..."
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:02 am
SWITCH ON!FOURZE!Wow wow wow (Fourze!)Wow wow wow (Let’s go!) Wow wow wow (Fourze!) Wow wow wow (OH YEAH!) High school kara hassouchu Burger katate ni hungry na everyday Mada mada tarinai Yume wa large size Come on, Switch On High! Broadcasting from school, burger in one hand, feeling hungry everyday It’s not yet enough, my dreams are large-sized Come on, switch On Retro Future sonna no fusaiyou Omoitsuki image mirai he blast off! Koushiki nanka imi ga nai Hito no hanashi dake de Shitta ki ni naranai de Kakan ni tough in challenge Retro-future—those are rejected! An image I just thought of, blast off to the future There is no meaning to formulas
Don’t think you know just by listening to people Challenge boldly, toughly Genkai nante bukkowashite yare jibun no te de Switch On! Kinou yori step up gouin going my friends saa kiken datte toppashite Switch On! Tabidachi no COUNTDOWN Tomaranai kurai chou shigekiteki school days Destroy the confines with your own hands (Wow wow wow Switch ON) Step up higher than yesterday Go-Win! Go-Win! My friends Break through even the atmosphere (Wow wow wow Switch ON) Countdown to the start of the journey Unstopping, growing, thrilling schooldays! The music explodes into a rapid fast theme as a figure explodes from the ramp via a spring mechanism. Adorned in a black jaguar patterned coat, the returning superstar stretches his arms out, tilts his head unleashing a primal roar. Looking buffer than he did previously, it appeared he packed on 'some' muscle, most notably in his arms, legs and abs. The English lyrics to the song appeared on the tron, as Alastor danced around spinning in a samba-esque movement, twisting his body and thrusting his arm up pretending to fire a gun in mid-air, he then spun his body giving a round house kickWow wow wow Fourze! Wow wow wow Oh Yeah! Yes! aoi haru I-N-G kowai mono nashi sore ga My Engine No one tomerarenai kuuki wa yomanai Come on Switch On Wow wow wow (Fourze!) Wow wow wow (OH YEAH!)
Yes! I’m Spring-ING; fearing nothing—that is my engine No one can stop me, not reading the atmosphere Come on, switch on Michi tte So Good kimochi takaburu APOLLO SPACE SHUTTLE hayabusa HUBBLE Kyoukasho rakugaki no Rocket Miteru dake ja nakute sankakei ATTRACTION Tsuitekina Boys & Girls CThe unknown is so good, it fires up the mood Apollo Space Shuttle, Hayabusa, Hubble, Rockets of textbook doodles Not just seeing, but an interactive attraction Follow me boys and girls Joushiki nante dare ka ga katte ni kimeta koto Switch On! Hamidashite RANK UP Go-win! go-win! My friends Kimi to u only one to tsunagatte Switch On! Jiyuu he no COUNTDOWN Hibi nayami Growing Choushibireru SCHOOLDAYS! Common sense is determined by someone on their own (Wow wow wow Switch ON) Stick out and rank up Go-Win! Go-Win! My friends Linking with the only one called you (Wow wow wow Switch ON) Countdown to freedom Daily worries, growing, super electrifying schooldays! Hajimatta mono itsuka owari ga kuru kara Kagirareta ima to iu tsukihi zenryouku de.... RUN UP Because an end will come one day to things started With your all in the time limited to “now”…Run up! Genkai nante bukkowashite yare jibun no te de Switch On! Kinou yori step up Go-win! go-win! My friends Taikiken datte toppashite Switch On! Tabidachi no COUNTDOWN Tomaranai Growing Choushigekiteki Hibi nayami Growing Chousubarashiki SCHOOL DAYS! Destroy the confines with your own hands (Wow wow wow Switch ON) Step up higher than yesterday Go-Win! Go-Win! My friends Break through even the atmosphere (Wow wow wow Switch ON) Countdown to the start of the journey Unstopping, growing, thrilling, Daily worries, growing, super wonderful schooldays!, Wow wow wow Fourze! Wow wow wow Ikouze! Wow wow wow Fourze! Wow wow wow Fourze, yay! Wow wow wow (Fourze!)Wow wow wow (Let’s go!) Wow wow wow (Fourze!) Wow wow wow (FOURZE YEAH!) SWITCH ON! With the words 'SWITCH ON!' were spoken, he tossed his clothes aside appearing in his ring garb. He leaned into the camera, his arms crossed as he extended his thumbs to an exploding turnbuckle." In the ring, he stands at 182 cm, weighing in at 73 kg. He hails from North Korea by way of Jaguar village, Selegaria He is the Noble Jaguar, this is Alastor Adonilm! " An @AlastorAdonilm popped up on the screen, showing his twitter name Sending a kick towards the camera, it gave off the impression that the twitter graphic exploded. Rapidly firing more kicks, sending graphic explosions on the screen, he posed and waited for the match to begin.
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:05 am
 やった ~! (Yatta!) After a screeching shout, “Boy Be A Tiger” begins to play, and a man dressed in orange garb walks out onto the ramp. He has two very noticeable features... An orange striped tail, and a hat shaped like a tiger... the Tora No Boushi... the TIGER HAT! By his side, a cute young girl, with her faux tail and ears, the perky young Tiger Girl! whee Tora-san slowly makes his way down to the ring, raising one arm as he looked over to his left, smiling warmly at the audience. They were still not exactly thrilled with his presence in BBW, but it seems he had won over a few fans; the jeering was nowhere near as severe as it had been in the past few weeks. There were still a few loud haters, but they were definitely the minority now. Tiger Girl, with a small jump - and clapping enthusiastically - followed behind him. Her first appearance in BBW would be by the side of her master, it seemed, and by the looks of it she couldn't be happier about it! blaugh Tora-san increases his pace to a quick jog, slapping the hands of the fans over the barricade, while Tiger Girl goes to the opposite side, doing the same. When they reach the ring, Tiger Hat rolls under the bottom rope, pouncing to stand in the centre of the ring, raising his muscular arm once again. Tiger Girl quickly runs up the steel steps at the ring's corner, entering under the second rope as Tiger is posing. He then retreats to the corner, dancing there with a low spin, where Tiger Girl is waiting, smiling and waving with infectious joy. He bounces on his toes, mind focused, with Tiger Girl as happy as can be. He signals that she should leave the ring. She complies, heading to the outside of the ring, ready to cheer him on. With Tiger Girl in his corner, Tiger Hat felt like he could take on the entire world! But for now, he only had one person he needed to face; Alastor Adonilm. Jaguar vs Tiger. A battle for the ages!
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:35 am
Watching the antics of Tiger Hat and Tiger Girl amused him, Alastor stated stomping his foot. As Tiger entered the ring, Alastor extended his arms out like a jet moving his body up and down, side to side as he neared Tiger then paused
He held up one finger as if to say 'Hey man, before this match starts.' then he did a slight moonwalk backwards to get some more distance between the two. A standing backflip later, and the Noble Jaguar was now on the mat, spinning as if breakdancing. Kipping up, he extended his hand to the crowd, his fingers point down to the ring.
Giving a snapping motion, he then pointed to the crowd like a gun. In what could be described as something out of sci fi show, the crowd started dancing and singing as if Alastor had made them do that with his pointing and snapping.
Still pointing at the crowd, Alastor tilted his head facing Tiger, giving a smirk and a nodding smile as if listening to an imaginary song.
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:20 pm
Tiger Hat had literally no idea what was going on as Alastor danced, and even less idea when the audience began to join him. Tora-san tilted his head and cocked his eyebrow as he witnessed what he would describe as high-tech Ram Muay. Really, he had no choice but to watch as all of this unfolded. He backed into a corner, resting his arms on the top ropes, giving Alastor centre stage as he didn't want to interfere and disrespect him.
Tiger Girl seemed amused, though whee She started smiling and clapping outside the ring, as she is often prone to doing with little or no provocation.
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:58 am
Pointing to Tiger Girl, Alastor gave a smile as he motioned for her to come in and dance too. Just because the two were to face each other didn't mean they couldn't have fun first. Shooting his free hand out, he rolled his fingers pointing to Tiger Hat As if telling him to join in too
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:40 am
Alastor's seemingly hypnotic fingers and rhythmic movements must have gotten to Tiger Girl and Tiger Hat because within moments the Furtastic Female, and the Striped Sentry were in the ring dancing along with the Noble Jaguar. The audience was dancing along, it was like Alastor learned something new whilst on a spiritual journey for many years. They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but Alastor certainly wasn't a dog.
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:37 pm
((TOTALLY DIDN'T FORGET THIS NOPE))
Well, you can't argue with results. Whether through some sort of dance-step hypnosis, or just plain frolicsome personalities, Tiger Hat and Tiger Girl were indeed dancing in the ring. Tiger Girl was by far the more graceful of the two, even if she was just jumping and clapping like a seal; honestly, Tiger Hat looked more than a bit silly (even more so than usual).
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Punkology rolled 1 10-sided dice:
9
Total: 9 (1-10)
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:41 pm
[Tiger Hat - Evens Alastor Adonilm - Odds
The winner of this contest is Alastor Adonilm via pinfall.]
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