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 Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:10 pm
In the spirit of honesty and goodwill, let me first tell you that there are no prizes with this. You know, except maybe for the thrill of granting wishes or adding unnecessary complications to someone's life. Beyond that? Nothing. And... moving on!
This game is a bit twisted. (And sounds weirdly like the name of some complicated alcoholic beverage.) Here you have the power to grant people's wishes. The only catch is that you aren't a very good fairy god-person. You see, every wish that you grant comes with unexpected consequences.
For example...
Person A: I wish I had a hot dog.
Person B: Granted! But... your hot dog is infested with spiders.
or
Person A: I wish I had a pony.
Person B: Granted! But your pony is a prima donna and considers you beneath her notice.
Make sense? Ok. Let's see what kind of havoc we can wreak. Here are a few small rules first:
01. No double-posting! You can't grant your own wish.
02. Each wish can only be granted once. So if I post a wish, then only one person can handle it. Multiple people cannot respond to it.
03. Every post should contain a response to the wish above you and your own personal wish. Quoting isn't necessary. (But you can if you wish.)
04. Stay on topic / no spamming / the usual anti-chaos gibber-jabber.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:51 am
I wish I could dance well. (Or, you know, just without falling flat on my face.)
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:56 am
Granted! But now you have monkey feet 4laugh
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 3:21 pm
I wish to catch them all! รน-u
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 3:36 pm
Granted! But now your house is full of everything, of the "all" you wished to catch. Every single bee in the world is now in your house. How can you hold all these bees? You can't. Not the bees.
I wish I could have a human conversation with my dog.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 3:47 pm
Granted! But your dog only speaks Russian, so enjoy that 4laugh
I wish pokemon were real ;3;
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 3:56 pm
Granted. But now they make the world chaotic and practically destroy the lands humans used to live in and the bad guys I guess also have pokemon.
I wish all the kins in lake kindred were real.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:18 pm
Granted! But none of them can be tamed! So they're just running wild, eating only your left socks gonk
I wish we were all just immortal balls of light, with no body to feed or wash, or to compare with others.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:31 pm
Granted! But with the longevity of these etheral forms, the human minds within them will begin to break and wear down with time, till they are nothing more than an empty husk waiting for the cold embrace of death to bring them closure to their bleak outlook of the future. 4laugh
I wish I had 6 arms and hands
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:14 pm
Granted! But the limbs have a mind of their own, so NONE of them can pick your nose. Not even one.
I wish my hair was as long as Rapunzel's.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:22 pm
Granted! But your hair has a bad tendency to feel up strangers on the street and this leads to you being arrested for sexual harassment. Whoops.
I wish it wasn't snowing.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 5:24 pm
Granted but it never snows or has any other weather than sunny leading to droughts and the world finally ending.
I wish I looked like my avatar.
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 10:47 pm
Granted! But your pristine skin makes you famous. Too famous. You can't escape the fame. You are too beautiful to exist. This paradox causes the universe to implode.
I wish I never felt sleepy!
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 8:04 am
Granted! But now you have insomnia and get bored of everything ever by the time your 55 because you did so much while everyone else had to rest for 4-12 hrs every other 12 hrs lol
so you died
of boredom
RIP crying
I wish I had the ability to know what people thought, but only when I want to, like I can turn it off and on maybe????!!!
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:34 am
Granted! But after hearing everyone else's thoughts for so long, you start responding to them as if it was actual conversation and too soon this drives everyone away, leaving you forever alone.
I wish Weird Al's "The Saga Begins" wasn't stuck in my head.
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