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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 1:44 pm


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Poultrygeist (10) : As Destiny City is a bustling metropolis, it’s not unexpected that there should be some strange animals running the streets. Sometimes it’s a tiger, sometimes a monkey, sometimes a chicken. Sometimes it’s something worse. Strange egg clusters have appeared in Destiny City’s parks and officials aren’t really sure what they are; these eggs have nothing inside of them. Though it’s an anomaly, they are chalking it up to teenaged pranks.

However, they have advised to just leave the eggs as they are. Nobody wants to say why, but if you’re out late at night, you’ll find out.

In the darkness, whispered between the sounds of the city: a guttural, rasping cluck. The creature stands on stilt-like legs, rooted to the ground with razor-sharp talons. It wears a cloak of long, oily feathers that drag on the ground with a sinister scraping. If you stare into the darkness, piercing red eyes stare back at you. That’s all it takes for a confrontation: a mangled bird, maybe a chicken in another life, comes barreling out at you. It stands easily as tall as a person, but the proportions are all wrong.

The smell of sulfur follows it as it lunges, pecking and screaming and scratching as it attempts to chase you away. Maybe, from the nests full of empty eggs. The battles are fierce, but fleeting; it will viciously try to chase you away but the effects are always the same: at some point, the eggs are crushed. As always, there’s nothing inside of them, but with one final wail, the bird will vanish into a plume of foul smoke.


Not that Dunwich objected in any way to having more Knight friends in town, because he didn’t. Obviously he didn’t. You’d need to be crazy to think that more friends was any kind of bad thing in Destiny City. Having the gang meant having more guys that he could count on, meant that they could have each other’s backs as necessary (which it often felt like it was for Dunwich, since he was the only one in the group still stuck at the Page stage, trying to find the exact correct balance of things where he could do enough magical stuff to unlock a better weapon and some Squire magic, but also, like, didn’t need to completely derail his mundane life as Francis to do that).

(He especially didn’t want to derail his mundane life as Francis now that he actually enjoyed more of it. Plenty of things had always sparked joy for him, true, but there was still such a sense of something having shifted, since he’d started living as Francis, of something clicking right into place, where it always should have been. With that happening, different things in his life all started realigning themselves to accommodate and, as they’d shifted, Francis had noticed a new kind of happiness that stood out so much because he hadn’t realized he’d been missing it that whole time while he’d felt like living as Eva was his only option. Very much a situation where he hadn’t really twigged that he’d even been in pain until suddenly, he was confronted with the absence of it.)

Still, friends were great, but patrolling with d’If was a special treat. Something akin to a date night for them, really. Getting to work together against any threats they found, and enjoy each other’s company in a special context that even involved getting dressed up fancy and doing things that they normally didn’t do as Jacob and Francis.

If Dunwich seemed tense tonight, though, he was ready to blame it on one thing: the smell of sulfur cropping up all over the park where he and d’If had let the patrol lead them. The first couple of times, Dunwich pulled a face over the smell but tried to move on and ignore it. Big deal, weird smells happened sometimes, and it wasn’t as though a stench like rotten eggs was that uncommon. For all Dunwich knew, the culprit was dipshit teenagers being awful to each other, not anything serious.

But twelve different occurrences—if Dunwich also counted the handful of stinky spots he’d noticed elsewhere in town, before they’d made it to Southside Park specifically—was far too many for all of them to be coincidences, much less the work of dumb teenagers doing dumb teenager things.

“We should be careful,” he whispered, tugging on d’If’s sleeve to make sure his Extremely Tall Husband would hear him, “more so than we were already doing. That smell cropping up so much probably doesn’t mean anything good. If we find any weird nests? We need to be ready for a fight.”

Dunwich had already learned this the hard way, fighting the demon chicken with that cute Dark Mirror senshi the other night. And part of him hoped beyond hope that he would be wrong, and they’d soon encounter an idiot teenager who thought they were being very clever right whatever head-a** prank or Tiktok stunt they needed the rotten eggs to pull. But………Dunwich doubted it. Mundane explanations, in Destiny City, were usually not the Occam’s Razor answer that they might have otherwise appeared to be.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 3:25 pm


The more time Francis had to settle being into himself, the more Jacob swore he saw his husband blossom. All the time they'd been together, he'd always loved Francis's vibrancy, but there was something particularly special about seeing him really come into himself.

It really was incredible, to have the opportunity to see it. He was lucky to have gotten to fall in love with the same person twice, and he hoped that he got to do it over and over again, through the rest of their lives together.

Unfortunately, not even the love of his life could entirely distract him from the repeated instances of distinctly unpleasant-smelling piles of eggs that seemed to dot themselves all over the park they had chosen to patrol tonight, as d'If and Dunwich. They felt strange and out of place, and he couldn't help but feel more than a little certain that they would have to lead to some kind of miserable magical nonsense.

Troubling. But at least they were together, and he could be assured that he could protect Dunwich from whatever was coming--not that he didn't trust his husband to hold his own against whatever may come, but one of them was six and a half feet tall and also a Squire with magic, as opposed to a Page without.

"Agreed," he said, eyes scanning around them. "This sounds like waht you encountered a few nights ago, no? Not looking forward to meeting that chicken thing."

The smell of sulfur, suddenly, become much stronger, and d'If swore he heard a shockingly ominous bawk.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 8:45 pm


“Yeah, exactly,” Dunwich said, looking up at d’If rather than where he was letting his feet wander. That was probably fine, he thought. Even with the ominous bawk! noise, Dunwich didn’t see any of the telltale nests and eggs that heralded the demon chicken. “I asked around some after that—so, Kaifeng and Murikabushi, mostly? But the latter checked to see if anyone was saying anything on that Connections app that’s easier to use on senshi phones than on our signet rings? Advice mostly seems to mean crushing the eggs. The bird wants to protect them, but it can’t survive……”

Dunwich trailed off as he noticed two things. First of all, a little clearing, just before him and d’If, in which sat a sizable nest full of eggs just like the ones Dunwich had seen the other night, with the Girl Pretty Dark Mirror senshi.

Secondly, those same red eyes, with that same hateful glare that pierced through the darkness and right into one’s soul.

Undaunted by the presence of a Squire and a Page—probably without understanding who they were or what that even meant—the demon chicken stomped out of the shadows, dragging its long cloak of oily black feathers on the ground. The sounds it clucked at them were guttural and unnatural, nothing like how a real chicken should have sounded. At best, they were maybe a loose facsimile by somebody who had only the loosest idea of what a chicken was or how it made its noises. Maybe it turned toward Dunwich over d’If because he was smaller and had less in the way of currently accessible power. Or maybe just because he’d been the last one talking.

Hoping to dissuade it from attacking, Dunwich lobbed his driftwood heart at the thing’s head.

That fazed it, but only for a moment.

When it rebounded, it came running for Dunwich, who only barely managed to dodge out of the way.

“d’If!” Calling out to his man, he gestured toward the eggs—and then had to dive out of the way of another attack. “Get those!”

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2026 8:55 pm


There was something a little sad, d'If thought for a moment, about chasing off a bird by crushing its eggs. Even if the thing was violent and dangerous, it seemed to have a sort of parental instinct, and the urge to humanize it in one way or another was...well, it was certainly present.

"That's sort of tragic," he said, idly, as they stepped into the clearing--but he was distracted from having any particular sympathy for the thing when it actually came out of the darkness.

Oh, that was definitely some sort of monster. It might once have been a chicken, in the way a strange monster int he woods in a good eldritch horror story had once been a deer, or what have you, but now, it was a feathery creature of nothing but hate. Those eyes were piercing, and they held d'If in place for a long moment as it came out of the shadows, revealing its full and rather impressive horrifying form.

"Hell," he said, softly. Which, at a guess, was probably where the damned bird was from.

At least Dunwich was on the ball, probably because he had dealt with this thing before. d'If snapped back to himself when Dunwich hurled his heart weapon, and he started moving to protect his husband--but Dunwich knew how to beat it, and that meant he had another job.

"Right, the eggs." The secret to chasing it away was so simple--and the nest was right there. d'If ran at it, curving around the bird and moving to stomp booted feet into the nest.

The eggs were eggs. They cracked under his foot--fragile and easily shattered.

And so, too, was the bird, it seemed, because it let out a pained wail and vanished in a puff of foul smoke that left d'If coughing.

"Ugh, disgusting," he gasped. "Are you alright? You're not hurt?" Dunwich didn't seem to be, but d'If would feel better with the opportunity to be sure. "Come on, let's get somewhere a little less...ugh, pungent."


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