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 Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2026 4:56 am
From her perch amidst the branches of a lovely old tree, Carmeltazite stretched her arms out over her head and considered her options. There was a fairly weak Order aura somewhere in the area, though it felt like it might be just on the edge of her range. So, she could either be a good little drone and go hunting. She could stay right where she was and ignore it since she was in the middle of reading a spicy fic and wanted to see where it was heading. Or, xshe could stay where she was, put the fic away and see if the aura's owner came to her instead.
And she already knew which choice her superiors would expect her to make.
Groaning and grumbling, she put her baby laptop away and descended from the branches. Once on the ground, she tilted her head and closed her eyes, wanting to concentrate on the aura for a moment. Then, once she was reasonably satisfied with her guess at location, she jogged off towards it.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2026 8:28 pm
What was that? It was driving her crazy! It felt kind of like Hestia, but different? It was definitely not someone she wanted to encounter, but she had a feeling she had no choice. Andromeda could either seek them out or they would inevitably find her, and she had a feeling if she could sense them, they could also sense her. She had checked alleys, she had checked rooftops, she'd even peeked in windows of shops and restaurants to see if someone was causing problems. Nothing. " Where the hell..." This park was her last hope. It felt a little stronger here, like she was closer. And suddenly it felt like they were closer.. and closer... and closer?! Ohhh no. Oh no oh no. She was not as ready for this as she thought she was. With the energy signature getting closer by the second she moved quickly, darting out of the way to duck behind some hedges. Gloved hands reached through to attempt to push open just enough space for her to peek through and see who would come running up.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2026 6:59 pm
Casually summoning her furby and gently tossing it from hand to hand, Carmeltazite was the picture of no ******** being given at all. She'd already slowed from a jog to strolling. The aura wasn't really going anywhere, in fact it seemed to be actively approaching her location. Idiot moonies, she thought. Just can't help themselves when they think they can play hero. The lieutenant had very definite ideas about what heroics inevitably came to. And she wanted none of it.
Heroics, she thought, were for the terminally stupid and hopelessly romantic.
As she approached the place where the aura felt strongest, she stopped, still tossing the furby to herself. Head tilting, she considered. Aura was strong. Aura wasn't moving. So... someone in hiding or preparing a sneak attack? After another moment's thought, she began laughing. Almost cackling, really.
"You're doing a s**t job at hiding, whoever you are, dipshit," she called mockingly. "I can feel auras too, so you may as well come out and stop bein' such a pansyass." As far as challenges went, it wasn't really the most intimidating. But that was all right. Carmel didn't need to be intimidating. She just needed to be the last one standing.
Eight just for reference, lol Lieutenant Weapon: Furby Baby using the Abyssal color scheme It has no magic, but it does have bright pink glitter eyes that seem to follow your movements and the beak randomly clacks like the battery is dying… Which is really weird since it’s got no batteries in it.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2026 7:22 pm
Yeah, no, she had a point. What was Andromeda thinking? Her brow furrowed and her lips pressed in a tight line as she took in the sight of her, looking her up and down. Not a lot of bare skin, just her face and her hands. More important, what the hell was up with that furby? She didn't like the way it looked at her. What the ******** breath, Andromeda. You've got this. She stood up straight and came out from behind the bush, her hands on her hips and her chin raised slightly as she pretended to just be looking at this woman for the first time. " And who are you, exactly? Other than a horse jockey that wanted to cosplay as Henry the eight?" Yeah, that's right. Though she was somewhat genuine at least in the 'who are you' department. She didn't resemble Hestia at all. No wings, no fluffy skirt, no hole into the void in her forehead. She really needed to sit down with someone and get a more comprehensive crash course on their enemies.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2026 9:06 am
The senshi’s appearance and (super lame) attempt at a riposte appeared to utterly delight Carmeltazite as she began to laugh merrily. Amazing. Just absolutely perfect. Then, she stopped laughing abruptly, though she grinned at the senshi as she studied her with eyes as unblinking as the furby’s.
“Is that seriously the best you can come up with, Sparkletits? Eh, I suppose it’s an A for effort, at least,” her voice trailed off for a moment as she really looked at the senshi. Then, in an almost halting tone, “Um. You’re a little old for this s**t, aren’t you? I thought your bunch was all supposed to be a lot of bright-eyed teenagers with attitude and overactive heroism glands. Or am I gettin’ y’all mixed up with Power Rangers again? Not that it matters, I guess. Y’both got the same amount of ********’ ridiculous goin’ for you.”
Deciding that she was extremely bored now with talking, the lieutenant bounced the furby a few times in her hand before suddenly tossing it into the air and launching it like a volleyball at the senshi’s face. She wasn’t too worried about damaging the thing, since if history had proven anything, it was that furbies were resilient as ********. Besides, she could always summon Bonk Daddy back before it hit the concrete.
“Head’s up, Seven-up!” she warbled. “Try not to be too boring, aight?”
Eight I am SO sorry for the delay! Thank you for your patience!
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2026 9:57 pm
" Sparkletits?" Andromeda repeated with a raised brow. When her ages was brought up she rolled her eyes. " What, you think that time freezes when we awaken and we stay sixteen forever? You don't look like a child yourself." And I'm not even thirty! Same amount of ******** ridiculous? Was this chick for real? She was literally walking around in a glittery costume with a furby. And Andromeda was the weird one here? Be so for real. Her eyes widened as the other woman made a sudden movement. She jumped back, watching the cursed object fly through the air. Oh, what if--Andromeda raised her arms and threw herself back onto them, kicking up her legs in an attempt to slam the furby from hell right back at its owner. She kept going until she was back on her feet again, briefly hopping up onto her toes as if out of habit before settling back down again. Fine, if she wanted a fight. " I'll do my best, maybe I can give you a black eye like I did Hestia." Andromeda answered as she looked the other woman up and down, hopping slightly in place as if ready to pounce at any moment.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2026 12:10 pm
"Oh spare me," Carmel shot back, her eyes rolling hard enough to give her some mild concern. All it took was a moment's concentration and Bonk Daddy was back in her hands. So, Chicky Boo was at least a little sensitive about her looks and or age. Filing that knowledge away, Carmel regretted that she wasn't strong enough yet to teleport. Oh man... She could have so much fun if she had access to that trick. As it was, she'd have to settle for good ol' trash talk.
"Do you even listen to yourself," she called, eyes flickering around as she considered her options. "Oh my god, you sound like my granny when she's tryin' to blow sunshine up everyone's a**." Carmeltazite's voice took on a distinctly mocking tone as she charged at the senshi and feinted. "Try your best! Every day is a new opportunity! Take your vitamins and say your prayers! Oh wait, sorry! That last one was Hulk Hogan."
She was close enough now, she thought. Balling up one hand, she went right for the senshi's gut.
"Bee Tee Dubs," she added. "Keep Hestia's name outta your mouth, Grammy-grams. She's five times the senshi you could ever be."
Of course, she had no idea who Hestia actually was beyond knowing that there was a senshi of that name within the ranks of the corrupt. But if this little bit of fluff an' nothing gave her a black eye, then something was wrong with the world.
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Eight rolled 1 20-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-20)
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2026 9:13 pm
Andromeda gave the other girl an incredulous, even a little bewildered look. What had she said that had gotten so under this chick's skin? She did take a moment to think back to what she had said thus far. An insult, a question about age freezing... where did the toxic positivity bit come from? " I mean if you want that," she turned on her heel. " I can give you that--" She grunted and doubled over as she was punched in the gut. A hand tightly grasped the wrist of the fist that had punched her, as if trying to counter the move, while the other one suddenly shot up and tried to grab the agent's face. " Andromeda's Sting." Magic tickled over her skin like tiny pinpricks, she could feel it but it didn't hurt her, as if invisible barbs were springing up over bare skin and into the other's. Oh, she seemed annoyed about the Hestia comment. At the very least, her magic felt a little on the okay side today. Not so impressive that Andromeda was going to jump and cheer about it, but at least she could tell it was hopefully going to hurt this time. Quote: Andromeda's Sting! When using her magic, Sailor Andromeda's body becomes as dangerous as a jellyfish's tendrils. Touching exposed skin will feel like a nasty sting for as long as contact is made. The longer a target is held, the more uncomfortable, and painful, the sensation will grow until subsiding on its own. This can be done to as many enemies as she is able to make physical contact with until the magic ends. While not much of an actual fighter; Andromeda's Sting is best used to incapacitate, she holds and someone else punches so to speak. This magic lasts for 30 seconds and can be used 3 times per battle. Players can choose to take lasting damage in the form of residual stings or rashes if they choose.
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