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Tycho Marinus

PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 12:59 pm


If you have 5 or more of these traits you are a Goth and therefore Satanic...

Cathara

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing. twisted
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. twisted (Mine is from New Zealand...oh no I'm pagan!) rolleyes
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. twisted (My friends are NUTCASES Anime nutcases) rolleyes
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. twisted (Yeah...I'm a history buff therefore see through the illusion...so now I'm goth am I?) rolleyes
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. twisted (Magik/Psi and Satan ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS!) rolleyes
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom. twisted (Who doesn't?) rolleyes
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. twisted (Geez...I stay up too late reading so now I'm a goth?) rolleyes
-Is excessively awake during the night. twisted (Look up^) rolleyes
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. twisted (I have two little sisters...DUH I LIKE MY PRIVACY!) rolleyes
-Spends large amounts of time alone. twisted (same as ^) rolleyes
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) twisted (Oh come on like I call evil spirits when I do my homework!) rolleyes
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. twisted (I'm a teenager! A RESPONSIBLE ONE! As long as some adult is in the house I'd rather them not be hawk eyed watching my friends and I play bored I mean Board games...) rolleyes
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) twisted (Oh for crying out loud!) rolleyes
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. twisted (SO I LIKE AOE! BIG DEAL!!!!) rolleyes
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. twisted (Yeah I'm on Gaia listening to you tell me to get off!) rolleyes
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. twisted (SO I'M PSYCHIC WHO CARES!!!!) rolleyes
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.



Thank you.


KilledbyKarma
I'll put the : twisted next to every single one that applies to me...
Note:
I am not attacking you...just that church and it's judgement/the time they exist in!

Edit: I'm sorry that I just took out all my frustration at all the Christioans who have tried to convert me in the last month on this thread...which is like every Christian at my school they hate anyone who is goth and try to convert all non-believers...you can understand this right?


Stupid Bible Thumping Christian BS!
PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:16 pm


Oh, I think I saw that site before... the Count Chocula one is funny, lol. According to that though, like, every kid in the US is goth and therefor worships Satan and is therefor evil. You should hear the crazy lady from that group who went and protested near funerals just because the army didn't really care if the soldiers were gay or whatever the hell that was about... I can find the link if you want me to...

Lobo-chan


Tycho Marinus

PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:19 pm


Lobo-chan
Oh, I think I saw that site before... the Count Chocula one is funny, lol. According to that though, like, every kid in the US is goth and therefor worships Satan and is therefor evil. You should hear the crazy lady from that group who went and protested near funerals just because the army didn't really care if the soldiers were gay or whatever the hell that was about... I can find the link if you want me to...


Go ahead...
PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:21 pm


Kk, this is the insane woman. She sickens me. I got this link from another guild I'm in, so... enjoy? Well, that's hard to do with this nutcase, but watch it anyways.
http://media.spikedhumor.com/24864/insane_woman_on_fox_news.wmv

Lobo-chan


Tycho Marinus

PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:26 pm


Lobo-chan
Kk, this is the insane woman. She sickens me. I got this link from another guild I'm in, so... enjoy? Well, that's hard to do with this nutcase, but watch it anyways.
http://media.spikedhumor.com/24864/insane_woman_on_fox_news.wmv

It doesn't work...I'll find it on the main website again...
PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:31 pm



Tycho Marinus


Lobo-chan

PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:32 pm


KilledbyKarma
Lobo-chan
Kk, this is the insane woman. She sickens me. I got this link from another guild I'm in, so... enjoy? Well, that's hard to do with this nutcase, but watch it anyways.
http://media.spikedhumor.com/24864/insane_woman_on_fox_news.wmv

It doesn't work...I'll find it on the main website again...

Oh, I know what it might be... do you have real player? 'Cause at least on my computer(fine, my mom's) it works off of real player.
PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:37 pm


Lobo-chan
KilledbyKarma
Lobo-chan
Kk, this is the insane woman. She sickens me. I got this link from another guild I'm in, so... enjoy? Well, that's hard to do with this nutcase, but watch it anyways.
http://media.spikedhumor.com/24864/insane_woman_on_fox_news.wmv

It doesn't work...I'll find it on the main website again...

Oh, I know what it might be... do you have real player? 'Cause at least on my computer(fine, my mom's) it works off of real player.


It says the code was changed...so I found it again...

Tycho Marinus


Lobo-chan

PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:40 pm


KilledbyKarma
Lobo-chan
KilledbyKarma
Lobo-chan
Kk, this is the insane woman. She sickens me. I got this link from another guild I'm in, so... enjoy? Well, that's hard to do with this nutcase, but watch it anyways.
http://media.spikedhumor.com/24864/insane_woman_on_fox_news.wmv

It doesn't work...I'll find it on the main website again...

Oh, I know what it might be... do you have real player? 'Cause at least on my computer(fine, my mom's) it works off of real player.


It says the code was changed...so I found it again...

Oh, okay. I clicked it on mine and it came up on real player like before... Funky... oh well... So, what do you think of the crazy woman?
PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:41 pm


Lobo-chan
KilledbyKarma
Lobo-chan
KilledbyKarma
Lobo-chan
Kk, this is the insane woman. She sickens me. I got this link from another guild I'm in, so... enjoy? Well, that's hard to do with this nutcase, but watch it anyways.
http://media.spikedhumor.com/24864/insane_woman_on_fox_news.wmv

It doesn't work...I'll find it on the main website again...

Oh, I know what it might be... do you have real player? 'Cause at least on my computer(fine, my mom's) it works off of real player.


It says the code was changed...so I found it again...

Oh, okay. I clicked it on mine and it came up on real player like before... Funky... oh well... So, what do you think of the crazy woman?


If the church gets to big we'll have another holocaust INSIDE our country...she must die...

Tycho Marinus


Lobo-chan

PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:45 pm


I found it kind of disgusting how she smiled through most of it... and then how she was using random crap from the Bible, half of which I think was probably out of context and whatnot... and yeah, her church is a bunch of psychos and I think it was my mom who said they were probably inbred...
PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:48 pm


Lobo-chan
I found it kind of disgusting how she smiled through most of it... and then how she was using random crap from the Bible, half of which I think was probably out of context and whatnot... and yeah, her church is a bunch of psychos and I think it was my mom who said they were probably inbred...

Yup to the lot of it...

Tycho Marinus


Joshua_Ritter
Crew

Dapper Genius

PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:49 pm


Philosophy is a religion?! Oh gods, I am screwed!!! rofl rofl rofl Those people... wow. You have to respect someone who is their own joke.
PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:54 pm


Does anyone here realize that this list is super old, and I believe that it was a joke... but I am not entirely sure... But I do know that this is really old....

gamemaniac


Lobo-chan

PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:57 pm


Yeah, I first saw it last summer or some such... but I saw some more of the site and I think the people were actually serious. I don't know though... It's a Christian group that's innitialed as PARODY or some such, so I can't be entirely sure... something about Parents Against something or some such...
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