Another story by miss . Kagome_360

*Pulls out hand grenaid*
: But what's this...
It's Not a grenaid...
But I'm Holding it like one...
It's my Heart.
*Smiles at Billie Joe...*
*Stand on soap box with him...*
*Puts Up Rope...*
*Makes loop big enough for two...*
*kisses Billie...*
Billie Joe:Wait, Why the hell are we Doing This?
Me:I don't Know...
Billie Joe:I know, you don't want Adrienne To Kill you, That's Why, Isn't it?
Me: *Wipes Tear*no
Billie Joe: Then why?
Me:I Don't want you To get hurt!
Billie Joe: *Wipes Tear off my face* I promise, I wont Let Adrienne hurt me, or you*Tear comes into eye, Grabs my shoulder*I Swear...
Me: *Hugs Billie Joe*Thank You.
Billie Joe: The truth is, I've lied the entire time, I said you were a little friend of mine, But the truth is, I don't love Adienne Half as much as I do you.*Kisses me on cheek*
Me: Billie, This Isn't fair, To your Children, I mean.
Billie Joe: I can easily gain custody! I only love you!
Me: And I love you to Billie! I love you to!
Billie Joe: *Full on kisses me*Which is why I'm Doing This!
Me: *puts head to Billie's Chest* Billie! This isn't right! I'm almost as young as your son!
Billie Joe: And I Give A s**t! If I love you, well, you can choose, Me or my son, how 'bout that?
Me: I want you, Billie, But I shouldn't have you!*softly pounds on Billie's chest*
Billie Joe: *Smiles softly* No, You're wrong, If you want me you should have me.
Me: *Lip trembles, hugs Billie, tears come streaming down, silently*
Billie Joe: Tatiana.
Me:Yes?
Billie Joe: Come with me...
Me: okay...
Billie Joe: *Grabs my hand, walks with me to his hotel room...*
Me: Uhm...Billie?
Billie Joe: Yeah?
Me: I think I'm a little bit too young to-
Billie Joe: To What?
Me: Uhm, How do I Put This Uhm, Do the Do, ya Know "That"...
Billie Joe: How Old Are you?
Me: 12
Billie Joe: Oh, well, do you want to?
Me: ... you have no clue how long...*Pulls Billie In, Locks door*...
3 hours later...
Mike: *knocks on door* Billie? What The hell are you doing in there?
Billie Joe: s**t, Uh...Tatiana, do you wanna' hide or sometin'?
Tre: Billie, come out and Playyay!
Me: aw, ******** it!, let 'em in!
Billie: *Opens Door*
Tre': Uh, oh, Billie's got somethin' on his Bed...
Mike: GOD SHE LOOKS 10!
Me: I'm 12, Mind You!
Mike & Tre': GOD! BILLIE! WHAT THE HELL!
Billie: Heh!
Mike: Okay, We've been out here for a while, your Pants are Pretty low and She's only 12 and's only in a Bra from what it looks like right here so please, Tell us your not a rapest!
Billie Joe: No, I'm not, I just Screwed her anyway!
Tre': WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: No, Don't Worry, I'm The one who thought that's what he was Planning at first!
Mike: Billie, What will Adie Think?
Billie: I don't love her any more, I love Tatiana!
Tre: Damn, That's creepier than Me!
Mike: and Tre's Pretty Creepy!
Me: *starts to get out of bed*Don't worry, I have my jeans on!
Tre: *looks over, sees Billie's Boxers Slide out of the bed* Mike, Billie's not wearing Boxers...
Mike: *Smacks Face* Billie, you're a pedifile!
Me: So, Think I care?
Tre: *walks over to billie, impersonates joey* Dady, why is momy 1 year older than me?
Mike: *impersonating Billie* well son I'm a Pedifile!
Me: *kicks Mike in crotch* Shut the ******** up!
Billie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You got kick By a 12 year old that's my girlfriend!
Tre: *doggy piles Mike* Meow!
Me: *looks over* Hey look! It's Jessy!
Tre: *looks over* NEW PERSON! *Doggy Piles Jessy*
Mike: Oh, no...
Tre: *Drags Jessy To His Room*
Billie: Tre's not The only one!
: Mike: Fine, you, do what you want, I'll be in my room...
5 weeks later...
Berkely, CA
Adrinne: *slams front door, walks off to a cab*
Billie: well, costodty worked out, I got you, It's all good!
Joey: dad, why is Tatiana as young as me almost, But your wife?
Billie: well, uh, s**t Mike was right!
and thus, did mike prove Billie Joe, Incorrect!

~Kagome~