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XD Jake came home from the State Fair with a condom, and I asked, "What the ******** are YOU gonna use it for?" and Evan said, "THIS!" and threw it at me. So I kept it.

And just a few minutes ago, I opened and unrolled it..XD

Abby: OMG! EEEWW!

Me: What? It isn't used..-Waves condom around-

Abby: Use it on Daron!!

Me: Hah! Daron isn't this big! He's like this! -Pinches it shorter-

Abby&Wanda: eek How the hell do YOU know?

Me: Heheh..You know that little zipper thing? If you see how high it is, you can tell how big a guy is...-Is lying-

Wanda: No..It could go off to the side.

Me: Then there would be a bulge.

Wanda: ....

Me: -Waves condom around-