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 Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:31 pm
Inside of our dear little piece of Turtle's Paradise theres a stage where many people can perform! Every week there will be a contest going on~!
THIS WEEKS CONTEST:
Smart-a** Haikus!!
Rules:
> Must be in the standard Haiku format, 5 Syllable, 7 Syllable, 5 Syllable, three lines.
> Has to be commenting as a true smart-a** would
> Try to be funny!!
> Use your imagination.. NO NOT THE ONE IN YOUR PANTS GENIUS!
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:27 pm
I got one!
Chocobos, blue, green.
Mating them, making babies.
I eat the babies.
It's kind of morbid, yes, but it just appeared in my head.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:39 am
Vincent M. Martyr I got one! Chocobos, blue, green. Mating them, making babies. I eat the babies. It's kind of morbid, yes, but it just appeared in my head. That was hilarious!!
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:00 pm
Okay, here goes:
Silly Cloud! Aerith
only needs a phoenix down.
You went and drowned her.
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:38 pm
Vincent M. Martyr I got one! Chocobos, blue, green. Mating them, making babies. I eat the babies. It's kind of morbid, yes, but it just appeared in my head. good good made me and my friends laugh
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:19 pm
Hello all how are you guys doing? good i hope well if your feelin down just think of this chicken burrito!!!!!!!!! lol lol razz blaugh blaugh
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:35 am
Sephiroth loves Cloud,
Especially in a dress,
And pink lipstick too.
Yay my first Haiku!
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:18 am
Sephiroth-sama
Your silver hair flowing as
You cut down peasants
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:23 pm
Oh, the flower girl
Following an explosion
still selling flowers
Sorry if it isn't as smart a** as you wanted it, but what ever.
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:23 pm
Stealthy young ninja
stealing from enemy or
friend... dammit! upp! urk!
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:17 am
Final Fantasy
It keeps me on my toes yay
Final Fantsy
It was a bit bland sweatdrop hmm... well how about another. mrgreen
Got it there Barret
Alright Cloud go piss outside
I can't I got snipped
Lol just alittle funny I think. rofl sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:54 pm
Haikus are awesome.
Concrete poems really suck.
Haikus rule them all.
When my Literature teachers assigned us a project on a concrete poem I just told her this haiku.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:15 pm
I have a couple more acually.
I like popcicles.
They are red and blue flavored.
They taste like cardbord.
Smoking kills people.
Smoking makes them feel better.
But not when their dead.
It's a sielent night.
A wolf howls at the bright moon.
I shoot the load wolf.
The freash, hot coffee.
The steam leaving the the white mug.
It spills on my lap.
My brand new T.V.
It's flat and hangs on my wall.
It chrashes down... hard.
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:31 pm
I am known as cloud.
I really don't like Haiku.
You should all just quit.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:05 pm
Regret is for thoes who
have earned the right to look back
I have only my shame.
(hehe, had to steel thatone, ok one of my own)
I only walk one direction
My path is the one before me
Get out of my way.
(Oh one more)
I like to eat Pie
You should like to eat pie too
Eat some pie damn it.
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