CLIFF RACER BE GONE STAFF
are you tired of all those pesky cliff racers zooming around you?
are you tired of having your health sapped down by suicide racers?
well with this trusty staff cliff racers are a thing of the past!
just aim it at 1 cliff racer and it will start to attack all the cliff racers around it and guess what it also poisons only cliff racers so theill die minutes after that.
here are some satisfied customers
ra'mire said: i never leave house without my trusty staff
gro'shiar said: this staff worked wonders on the land near my home my yard used to be litterd with cliff racers now i dont see any anymore
din-dune said: trecks through the ashlands used to be torture with the bandits and cliff racers now that the cliff racers are gone all i gotta do is worrie about the bandits. hey whered my sword go?
and their you have it real testomonials to this wonderfull staff
to order the staff go to any televani house location and order it
{some sidefects include decreased magic health and a diabolical genocide of cliff racers please use resposibly and destroy all the cliff racers}
