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 Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:55 pm
The first thing to pass through her mind as she entered the guild's common had something to do with helping her master, the "great and powerful" Kidalana.
Kidalana has been pretty busy with trying to keep up with things and hasn't gotten around to teaching her underlings how to effectively role play without getting flamed or banned.
Teh_Kime apporoched the front of the dullest room in the guild, this would be where most everyone just sort of sits around and waits for something to happen. She claps her hands and says in a loud audible voice....
"Alright, everyone! I need your attention, please!
First off, I'd like to thank you all for showing up. We're going to start off with some door-prizes! First off will be a 2,000 gold gift certificate for Salon Durem! Regel_Tachibana! Congratulations!!" Kime claps after announcing the lucky winner's name, but instead of giving Regel the gift certificate, quickly tells him to sit back down, she'll get it after the meeting and begins again.
"Most importantly, when you post, do not use any astericks," as she points this out, she holds up a sign that has a giant astericks on it. (an astericks would be one of these: *)
"Also, when you post, be sure your post is at least three lines; also make sure that your posts are not ridiculously long, though, that gets pretty annoying. Keep in mind that we won't bite your head off if you've put up a really long post, but it shouldn't cover a long way. Covering breakfast would be good, but covering all three meals would be horrible. We want our characters to interact!!
Also, please keep in mind that this is a literate guild! If you need help proof-reading, you could ask Kidalana or myself. If you do make grammatical and/or spelling errors, I will pm you about it and ask you to correct it. If you continually make grammatical and/or spelling errors, I will pounce you. I might pm you a copy of the post, pointing out anything wrong with it and tell you to fix it, or (if I'm in a bad enough mood) I might delete your post and tell you to redo it. (I'd pm you a copy of the post if I deleted it, though. I'd feel horrible if you lost a giant post because of me.)
Don't let this intimidate you! We don't want to scare you off, we want you to role play and enjoy yourself in a nice, literate environment! In order to do this, though, we need to lay down some ground rules.
Also, keep in mind that I might, at any moment add more to this lecture, and this topic might act as a 'practice role play area' for those who haven't really role played before, such as myself!"
Teh_Kime ends her speech with a smile and asks if there are any questions. It seems that she has completely forgotten about Regel's gift certificate.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:06 pm
Princess, who wants to role play, but has always been too shy to just jump into one, raises her hand and waves it around for a bit.
When called on, she asks "Teh_Kime! May I go to the restroom?? I reeeeeally gotta go, but I didn't want to interupt your speech...." sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:01 pm
Jay sighed to himself as he waited patiently for the meeting to come to order. He wasn't sure why they'd been called down, but he wasn't about to be booted for not showing up. He knew it had something to do with members learning to role-play, but nothing more. He watched as an odd looking gaian, that seemed to have a dark soul attached to her, stroll through the crowd. He recognized her as Kime, the self proclaimed "Grammer Nazi" of the Guild. He then wondered why Kidalana wasn't the one making the speech.
"Then again, she probably has more important things to worry about...."
His thoughts were interrupted as the Kime clapped and announced that door-prizes would be given out. He felt his heart rise for a brief moment before Regal's name was called. He looked to the anxious Regal who was told to wait for his prize. Jay was sad that he wasn't annouced, but he seldom won much of anything.
His mind wondered as Kime gave her speech. He heard her talk about posting at least three lines then something about biting heads off. The image came to his mind as he pictured someone posting a "one-liner" and promptly being eaten by the shadow spirit latched to Kime. He felt his body shutter, but then he heard her say something about breakfast and images of bacon, ham, and eggs circled his mind. Feeling as though he was off track, he shook the food from his mind and tried harder to focus on the speech at hand. He made a mental note not to get on Kime's bad side as he imagined being pounced as his post is deleted and being told to redo the whole thing. As the speech ended he sighed slightly, relieved that the event was over for now. He was confident in his posting abilities, he'd just have to try harder with the little grammer mistakes he often made. With no questions for Kime, he began to leave till he heard Princess ask about using the restrooma and can't help, but laugh.
"This place is gonna be intresting..."
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:00 am
Kris had seated herself nervously just as Kime began her speech on literacy. When Kime spoke of doorprizes, she sat up straight and gazed intently on the speaker, hoping her name would be called.
"But alas, I am almost never chosen for these things..." she thought when Regal's name was called. Kris slouched in her chair once more, and stared at her black boots while she listened to Kime's words, absorbing what she said.
Kime was very vivid in detail with her speech, and Kris noticed this with admiration. She herself was a Grammar Nazi, and knew many others, but Kime topped them all. She knew very well she'd have to read over her posts like a hawk before posting.
"But posting more than three lines will be a piece of cake," she assured herself.
In her mind, Kris imagined posting her character going throught all three meals of the day, and couldn't stand that. She, like Kime, would want her character to interact with others. When at last the speech was over, Kris let out a sigh of relief. And upon hearing Princess's comment, she merely shook her head. When she heard Jay snicker in the row behind her she rolled her eyes.
"That was a very inspiring speech, Kime-chan," she commented before taking her leave.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:13 pm
Kitsune took a seat in a chair to side somewhat in the back, just as Teh_Kime began her speech. Once, she announced something about doorprizes, she almost leaped up out of her seat. Thinking it over, she sighed ot herself. 'I'm pretty much never picked for these kinds of things anyways..' She thought to herself boredly. Kitsune listened to the rest of her speech intently as she announced the winner to be Regel_Tachibana. Sighing deeply, she folded her hands in her lap and looked down for a few seconds. Then looked back up for the rest of Teh_Kime's speech. When she announced about not using astericks, she nodded. 'I don't use astericks anymore anyways..' Hearing about posting more than three lines and about extremely long posts, Kitsune nodded once again. 'Posting more than three lines will be easy.' She thought to herself confidently. Listening to the rest of Teh_Kime's speech, she smiled to herself. Her lecture was very informative and interesting. She'd have to be careful to check her posts at least three times before posting. No big deal though. Hearing Princess asking a question about going to the restroom, Kitsune rolled her eyes and heard someone snicker in the back. 'This place is pretty interesting so far.' She thought to herself smiling a bit, before she took her leave.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:01 am
After the speech Shi walked towards a chair and sat down. Shi pulled out a large notepad from her messenger bag. Next she pulled out a bag of penciles, colored penciles, markers, erasers, and pencil sharpeners, then began to draw Teh_Kim. After she finished she just looked around the room in her own little world.
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:41 pm
Dr.Something sat through the speech. Mostly because he knew that Teh_Kime would scold him if he didn't... That, and tell Nurse.Who. His sweet Nursie woulnd't be too happy on him skipping his only guild's functions. Doctor obviously wasn't paying any attention at all to what was going on, though.
About the time Kime got to talking about using those asterick-boogers, his train of thought did a back-flip and he was in (as many teacher call it) La-la-land.
He met with unicorns and all kinds of magical creatures!! .... Well, in his head...
He popped out of his "dream-world" when he got mugged by gnome gangsters.
Around the time he "came Back" when Kime was talking about covering breakfast... Whatever that meant.
Dr.Something took a good look around at all the other people in the room and only one caught his eye.
Once Kime had ended her speech, he immediately walked over to Lettle_Demonz and, with a smile that looked like he had stolen it from Tamaki (of Ouran High School Host Club) and the twinkle of curiosity in his eyes, he asked "What're you doin'?"
Once "greeting" this pretty girl, Doctor realized that he might get in trouble with his Nurse... for flirting with some other girl.
Once this thought ran through his head, he realized something else: Thank goodness Nursie isn't in this guild, too!!
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:39 pm
After the speech Hieroxiphic wakes from his nap, wich was quite nice until somone kicked him, jarring him awake. While on the floor he remembered something about door prizes... free things? couldn't hurt but he had blown his chance.
Rising slowly from the floor he speaks,
"Uhm, hey guys. Can somone tell me wich way the taco thing went?"
After this he promptly falls back asleep.
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