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 Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:24 pm
In the spirit of boredom and trying to breathe new life into this place, I hereby present to you a new game of sorts I suppose you'd say. One-liners and/or random snippets of conversation that could sound so wrong without it's surrounding context. I'll start us off with:
"Awe you lost your ball again? That sucks- I hate losing balls."
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:01 pm
"Do you wanna help me find my nuts?"
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:12 pm
"No it's not going to fit. Haven't had anything that big in my ear in awhile."
(courtesy of Satan, earlier today)
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:07 am
"I believe that we are meant to beat it, with each other."
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:21 pm
Have you guys seen my monkey? *snickers* Lat's avy made me think of that just now. xd
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:47 pm
Ah! Our favorite band joke that has a completely clean explanation.
"Finger your parts while the others are playing. You all need the practice."
-My seventh grade band director
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:51 pm
"I should get up- being on my knees so much at work is beginning to hurt."
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:50 pm
"I sing way better when I'm high"[-er up in the octave! I swear that's what I meant!]
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:55 pm
*Ordering Chicken at KFC* "I'd like two breasts, two thighs and two legs to go please."
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:54 pm
*at band practice*
"Yeah that one's all messed up. Did you see the crack on the back of the body?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:17 pm
"That's what you get for banging me!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:42 pm
A friend of mine left this message for another friend.
"Tell her I got a new bed, so she can try it."
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:53 pm
(doesn't quite fit, but needs to be shared) 
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:52 pm
Lmao. Band / band trips provide PLENTY of things that just sound wrong... ^_^"
My band teacher was playing the french horn. Someone asked her why she liked playing it, and she said "Because I'm such a horny person".
Two days ago:
We were at In-N-Out burger and we were drinking milk shakes. One boy is sucking on his iceream and comments "Sucking always hurts my jaw after a while."
We also have a band "closet" where we store all of our instruments. Everytime two people walk out together someone says "Look, Jasmine and Lisa came out of the closet!" [lame I know]
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:57 pm
Dez_Draven (doesn't quite fit, but needs to be shared) I kinda get it [I think?] If they "snuck" 100 pink ones in, that means you might surprised with a pink one, because you didn't know it would be there. ^^""" < -- sucks at explaining things
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