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I posted this in one of the other guilds I belong to, similar in nature to this one, and I figured it would be a good idea to throw this out to you guys as well. Have at it, children.

So, I was having a discussion with one of my more politically-minded friends about the flaws of the American government, and somehow we wound up on the legal system. He recited a couple of cases to me. Judas. ********. Iscariot. I could not believe this crap.

Firstly he fires off a tale of a case in which two idiots climbed a fence into an LRT (light rail transit) yard in the middle of the night (which was illegal according to the large, brightly coloured signs on said fence) and climbed up on top of one of the trains. They stuck their heads into some power lines (for the trains to follow and draw power from) upon standing up and caught 20,000 volts. They then proceeded to sue the city for $30,000,000. The allegations? Injury, mental anguish, trauma, etc. - the usual American the-coffee-was-hot-type lawsuit package. The justification? "There were no signs on the power lines, they weren't clearly labeled and visible". The sad fact is, the case may well be won. Firstly, they were trespassing on city-owned property and therefore commiting a bloody *crime*, and secondly, there were bloody warning signs EVERYWHERE!

The second tale is a classic - the man that falls through a skylight trying to break into a house to steal things, lands on a knife, and sues the owner for seven million dollars despite the fact he was injured commiting a crime.

Then there's this latest one - The Borat Lawsuit. For the sake of finishing this post before I go to work, I'll let you read through that little gem on your own. Again, liberal use of the coffee-is-hot this-suit-is-bullshit-and-we-know-it-but-we're-still-gonna-take-a-swing-at-you-style trauma and anguish package.

The question on my mind is this - who the hell is running the American legal system, a retarded ******** iguana? How the hell can these people completely fail at seeing how the American "justice" system works? It was *originally* supposed to be based on logic and common sense, but now, no, no, ******** that, whoever can fire off the most technicalities and get the most expensive lawyer can do whatever the hell they please, logical or (more commonly) not. Why do those with the capacity to make the big decisions not see the obvious failure that the American legal system has now become, why do they not do something about it, and where the *hell* did all remnants of common sense in America suddenly disappear to?

I still find the idea that she got third degree burns a bit hard to swallow. Boiling water hurts, yes, but unless you were in prolonged contact with it, I wouldn't expect it to even blister.

But according to this there were photographs of her skin grafts and everything, so I just don't know.

Let's use the fat people who eat junk food instead, that's sure not in question.

Anyway, the Borat lawsuit's pretty much a sham, given that they were perfectly willing to utter those words, drunk or sober, just not to have them broadcast in their hometown. But Scare Tactics...I knew that was a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Well the problem is that we, as a nation, are pussys. We have become so adapt to lawers, and courts and lawsuits, that you can sue anyone for anything. If I were to go up to a man in the street and punch him in the nose, more times than not he will sue me for assault. That's how it is all over the country, if you dont like something you can sue it and make a few hundred grand. Money, money, money, that's what makes western civilization crumble. It's all capitalism's fault.

There are many problems with our judicial system. One, a trial by your peers? Most people's peers seem to be quite lacking in intelligence and tend to sway towards emotions instead of facts. It should be a trial by intelligent peers...

The coffee-too-hot thing? Yeah. She got burned. But you know what? She didn't deserve any money beyond hospital bills or whatnot. Because she had the coffee OPEN AND IN HER LAP WHILE DRIVING HER CAR. She gets no sympathy from me.

Corporation lawsuits are especially bad. People can sue for the dumbest things. Kameryn informed me that some Hispanic person sued Applebee's for being racist when they sang this Hispanic their little Happy Birthday thing. And thusly, Applebee's, at least where Kam lives, cannot sing the little Happy Birthday thing anymore. And don't even get me started on the Winebago incedent... Ugh.

Also, the injured while commiting crime crap? That's bullshit. Let's say I'm commiting grand theft. I'm stealing hugely expensive s**t from a store. On the way out, one of these two things happens:

1) I ignore the "Wet Floor" cone in my haste to get out of the store, slip, fall, and break my arm. I sue the store.

2) I successfully make it towards the door when suddenly a guard tackles me hard, smashing us through a glass door/window, and successfully making me land on my arm, breaking and cutting it. I sue the store.

Guess what? Story 1 gets me money. Story 2 gets nothing. Because in story 2, the guard was doing his job and preventing crime. In story 1, I was injured do to "hazardous conditions" in the ******** hate our judicial system when it comes to lawsuits...

Er... it's not so much not noticing the label and reading it as it is seeing it, ignoring it and then taking out anger on your own stupidity and making a fow grand while you're at it. They know they're idiots. They just prefer pinning the blame on others before themselves.

Now, I must find a story from another person to supplement. TO MY FRIENDS LIST!

Ah, there it is. Huh, three threads down in Malachi's quasi-communism thing.

Dude... I am agreeing with you. If you are referring to the questions I asked to you, those were generic statements for you to explain rather than a support of the opposing side. Kind of like me asking pro-lifers (which I am one) how they feel personhood is afforded in society. Also, and I quote, "Don't break the ******** law!" To what are you referring?

heh, I still find it hilarious because iteminds meofthe McDonald's lawsuit. When aare people simplygoing to own up to their own stupidity rather than blame someone else and gain a quick buck in the process.Trulyorlegal system needsto be looked at to prevent such idiocy. Not onlyis it a nuisance but its basically an abuse of the system. How stupidwould it look if I get intoa car accident while im speeding down the highway at 90mph and then blamethe car manufacturers for making it go so fast.