Now, I may not be as nice as the previous Kage, that's because my patience is not that good, and overall, I'm a bad person compared to her.

So if you're going to complain, pack up and go to another village. My justice is sweet and swift.

Rules:

1: Grammar. Grammar. Grammar. Not perfect, because that'd be way to hard, but please, add he said to stuff most of the time, unless it doesn't flow well with writing. It's not that hard, and it looks better when read compared to
'Jimmy walked down the street. "Hey look, a squirrley~!" He runs up to it.'
'Jimmy walked down the street. "Hey look, a squirrley~!" he exclaims as he runs up to it.'
It just looks nicer to me. But again, it doesn't always have to be there, 'tis just nice to have.
2: My next point: Literacy.

My main thing here. I love literacy, I love it dearly. And if you're not at least semi-lit in my terms, then I'll ask you to depart from this village and find another more tolerant one. I'm not claiming to be another Storm Village, Lord no. I'm not good enough to make it in there, and I don't expect you to be either... But if you are...

All I'm asking for is four sentences that are well capitalized and punctuated. Please put a space after your periods, I know accidents happen, but if you constantly do it, I will not be happy.

If it's too much to do, then leave. Leave because you're too stupid to use proper grammar that I've had a hold of since the time I started roleplay. Sixth grade.

3: No ** ~~ or speaking in first person. Period. That just annoys the Hell out of me if you do.

4: All the normal rules posted by Ryukinzo in the main forum of the guild. Abide by these or it'll be more than this village you'll have to worry about.

Simple, right?