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How to build a bomb:

Items:

All you need is a battery, a 2 liter plastic bottle, and hydrogen peroxide (3% by solution is fine), a hammer and a sharp nail. The size of the battery doesn't matter, although I don't recommend some of the D batteries because the new ones aren't dry cell anymore and the concentrated sulfuric acid inside can burn you.

Method:

First, you might want to move everything outside, because if you don't know what you're doing this can make a mess. Take the battery that you're using, I prefer a Duracell or energizer AA battery, and set it up vertical, so the negative side is facing towards you.(That's the flat side to those who don't have a clue of what I'm talking about) Now, while holding the battery with one hand, take the nail and place it on the center of the negative side of the battery with the point of the nail against the battery. With the hand that it holding battery, you should also hold the nail in place. Gently, and I mean gently, tap the nail with the hammer until a tiny hole is in the battery. BE CAREFUL WHILE DOING THIS!!!!!!! Batteries are under pressure from the chemical reaction that takes place in them, so move your head to the side, you don't want to get sprayed! A little air should spray out of the battery, this is good, you just relieved the pressure and now the battery is basically harmless. Now, however you can get the battery open is your choice. Once it's open, you will see a whole lot of black stuff and a rolled up piece of paper in the middle with silver chunks of metal. The black stuff is Magnesium Oxide, this is what you want to collect.(The silver stuff is Zinc) Use the nail to scrape it from the battery, never your hands. It contains a small amount of Sulfuric Acid in it, not enough to harm you, but some people react to things different than other people. If you have gloves, use them!!! Once you have all the "Black Stuff" from the battery, let it sit for about an hour in the sun or under a light, this will dry it out. Once dry, crush it into very fine granules so there are no chunks. (You don't have to let it dry, but the bomb will be better if you crush it up.) Alright! You're almost done, all you have to do now is pour 2 16oz. bottles of Hydrogen Peroxide in the 2 liter bottle and add the "Black Stuff!" Viola!! there's your bomb! When you add the Magnesium Oxide, screw the cap on as fast as you can, make sure it's tight, real tight, throw it and run! You should have a very nice explosion in about 10-20 seconds!
Theory: The mixture between the magnesium oxide and the hydrogen peroxide causes an unstable reaction that is explosive.








Items:

Just 50 pounds of Plutonium, lead box or a coffee can, some sort of metal enclosure, rubber cement, 100 pounds of Gelignite or TNT, Playdo, crazy glue, and an RC mechanism.




Method 2:
First, obtain about 50 pounds (110 kg) of weapons grade Plutonium at your local supplier. (haha, have fun finding that) A nuclear power plant is not recommended, as large quantities of missing Plutonium tends to make plant engineers unhappy. We suggest that you contact your local terrorist organization, or perhaps the Junior Achievement in your neighborhood(hehe). Please remember that Plutonium, especially pure, refined Plutonium, is somewhat dangerous. Wash your hands with soap and warm water after handling the material, and don't allow your children or pets to play in it or eat it(yeah kids ). You may wish to keep the substance in a lead box if you can find one in your local junk yard, but an old coffee can will do nicely. Fashion together a metal enclosure to house the device. Most common varieties of sheet metal can be bent to disguise this enclosure as, for example, a briefcase, a lunch pail, or a Buick. Do not use tinfoil. Arrange the Plutonium into two hemispheric shapes, separated by about 4 cm. Use rubber cement to hold the Plutonium dust together. Now get about 100 pounds (220 kg) of trinitrotoluene (TNT). Gelignite is much better, but messier to work with. Your helpful hardware man will be happy to provide you with this item. Pack the TNT around the hemisphere arrangement constructed in before. If you cannot find Gelignite, fell free to use TNT packed in with Playdo or any modeling clay. Colored clay is acceptable, but there is no need to get fancy at this point. Enclose the structure from before into the enclosure made in above. Use strong glue such as "Crazy Glue" to bind the hemisphere arrangement against the enclosure to prevent accidental detonation which might result from vibration or mishandling. To detonate the device, obtain a radio controlled (RC) servo mechanism, as found in RC model airplanes and cars. With a modicum of effort, a remote plunger can be made that will strike a detonator cap to effect a small explosion. These detonator caps can be found in the electrical supply section of your local supermarket. We recommend the "Blast-O-Mactic" brand because they are no deposit-no return. And bam! You got yourself a bomb^^
Theory: The device basically works when the detonated TNT compresses the Plutonium into a critical mass. The critical mass then produces a nuclear chain reaction similar to the domino chain reaction. The chain reaction then promptly produces a big thermonuclear reaction. And there you have it, a 10 megaton explosion!

Items:

Eighteen ounces of cyphenchloroxidal , one teaspoon of nitric acid, six grams of phencycladine tetrachloride, two ounces of betaine hydrochloride, two ounces of calcium carbonate, one heaping tablespoon of copper sulfate, two 200mg Advil Gel Caplets, one pound of mint (LEAVES ONLY!!!), rubber gloves, safety goggles (if you don't use these, and you get the mixture in your eyes, you will not only go blind, but you will die. The eyes contain small blood vessels which can spread this poison throughout your system
and kill you.), bunson burner, a large non-metallic bowl (ceramic [preferably]), standard lab equipment, an 1880 Grantech igniter with 200 yard high frequency radio transmitter, one oscilloscope.

Method3:

Wear gloves and wear goggles. Pour and stir all ingredients, except the Advil and the lab equipment, into the non-metallic bowl. Place non-metallic bowl over bunson burner for 9 hours, allowing the mixture to congeal, stirring thoroughly once every hour. Don't touch! Remove mixture from bunson burner and allow cooling for 3 hours on a window sill. The mixture is now delicate to major changes in temperature. Do not put it in the refrigerator or freezer. Allow it to cool slowly. When mixture has cooled, you will have a greenish paste (it's green because of the mint leaves. The mint contains a 'secret ingredient'.). Take this green paste and form a tight ball. Make sure the frequency of the Grantech igniter and the HF radio transmitter are the same (IMPORTANT!!). If you want to be EXTRA sure, use an oscilloscope. This way, the cops can't set it off by accident by using one of their TAC channels. The tactical ball (aka bomb) is malleable and stable in its pasty form, much like plastique. You can form it to fit the target, but make sure it's not so thin you can't insert the igniter properly. Insert the 1880 Grantech igniter into the pasty ball. Now, run!!! When you're ready to bomb the HELL out of your target, hide behind a something, preferably one that is within the 200 yard radius of the Grantech igniter and one that can withstand the forces generated. Now, press the button on the transmitter. And boom! Watch your target explode at mach 5! Yes kids, five times the speed of sound! (Note: the speed of sound is: 331.6 m/sec at 0 degrees C. Adjust for your local climate...at any rate, the target will go: BOOM!) Mach 5 is 1658 m/sec at 0 degrees C. Now, if you have a headache from the concussion the bomb generates, take the two Advil.


Theory: Unknown








Now how to disarm a bomb^^

We have new tools for this now. One tool is the Boot Banger, which shoots water a extreme speeds towards the bomb so quickly and powerful, it takes the whole bomb apart, and if the bomb is to explode, the jet of water is powerful enough to make the bomb and fire stay back. Other than this, the media world was not nice enough to give me information other than to run

(FLASHBACK BEFORE MESS HALL)*sets a bomb and places on a wall* um how far do i run.............ill go a couple of feet........ok i should be good......................*BOOOOOOOOOM* ACK *flies back like twenty feet*
jeez that sucked *leaves room and heads toward mess hall*

*runs to room 2* YEEEY fireworks!!! BANG!!! *walks to medical center holding right arm*

that was fun 3nodding

~Watches the destruction.~

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If you command the area then you must enforce protocol...

I already see problems with the guild... too many places to be at once.

One of the main things that could help is to only allow paladins or higher to post threads...