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 Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:43 am
Hey! Post a funny joke or your most embarresing moments that has happen in your life. You dont have to name specific names or places. xd biggrin Make others laugh at your expence, as you laugh at thiers! All jokes must not be filled with detailed racist or sexual innedoes. So go and bring a smile to the dark side of the Goth guild! rofl 4laugh
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:52 am
Ok, Ill go first. One time, when I was maybe five years old. I always thought my mother was normal and cool. Until that day when I brung my friends over. I was showing my friends who were total tree huggers at the time, my mother's garden. They were running around and smelling the flowers. My mother came out to "water" the flowers and my friends came up to her and asked how she grew her flowers so well. My mother then opened the watering can she was holding and poured out tons of her urine that she saved up to water the plants. Since then, the garden in my backyard has nothing but dead weeds. redface crying
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:10 am
...maybe you shouldnt have posted first lol
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:35 am
This is a really funny story...if you were there.One time in math me and my friends were poking fun at this kid Zack,cause he looked like Hary Potter,so we wrote him an ecceptance(sp?) letter to Hogwarts.We decided that I should read it to him.I went to read it and I was all like,"Dear mr. Harry(Zack)Potter..."I got that far and I fell backwards from laughing so hard.My seat was right next to a window and I was sitting side ways so I ended up landing in between the window and my seat!I got stuck and we were about to take our final exam.It was sooooooo funny,me and my friends still laugh at it. rofl
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:35 am
This happened when school was in session, and my friends and I went on the 8th grade picnic.It was boring at first, with the blasting of music, and echos of annoying peers, until I suggested that we all should play Spin the Bottle-Truth or Dare. BIG MISTAKE! After laughing at other peoples dares and suffering, the bottle then turned to me.Mostly everyone that participated jioned in to complicate my suffering.
The funny thing of it is is that my dare was to lick grass in a sluttish way, but i got a rash that looked like a crippled Utah on my arm and on the side of my mouth while i foam out of my mouth that seemed looked like whipped cream. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:48 pm
I have three & they both have to do with nakedness redface
story #1- When ur a kid living in England, u know that all the other kids run around nakie...well, one time I was playing in my back yard with a little boy. We had a fence between us. I think he was completely naked & i had a nappy on. Well, i pointed to him and yelled loudly to mi mum "Mummy! I can see Micheals Peeni!" It was very embarassing for mi mum to tell me that. but i was about two years of age & diddnt know better...
story #2-When i first moved to America, at the age of three, i was living with my cousins in Alabama. They had a pool in their back yard. Mi mum had put a full peace bathing suit on me. Well...again with the england thing, I had never really swam with a bathing suit on. I stripped right infront of my 5 yr. old cousin Chris & jumped in the pool. My uncle was sooo mad with mi mum... redface
story #3- Okay, i was about nine years old, and i have never had a fear of stick bugs in my life. i mean, come on! they r harmless buggs that look like sticks! Well...I have a couple of guys my age that lived in my neighborhood & they liked to walk through my yard to get to the other ppls yards. Well...It just so happens that when they where walking through my yard, I had a stick bug in my hand & it decided to "look around" & it went down my shirt. I screamed & stripped right there. By that age, i wasnt that "run around naked" little girl i had been, i had learned my lesson & by then was unnaturally shy ((still am)) But I stripped off all my clothes & screamed right infront of the guys walking through my yard...they saw, too...It was just not right!!!! gonk crying redface sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:33 pm
righto. this one time i was holding a party, and we bought a scadload of fireworks, which we were going to set off. so later that night, we took out one of the BIG ones on a stick, stuck it in the ground, and lit it. one would suspect that the rocket would shoot into the air, but instead it was stuck fast into the ground, so at about three in the morning in a fairly violent city, in the middle of one of the worse sides of town, there was a HUGE explosion with a bright flash of light. in a panic we all drove off to Wall Mart, and wondered if the cops would leave a note on the door or something. xp
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:24 am
I remember this happened to me and my two freinds when they were over my house. When my dad was still living in my house my freinds had come over for a sleep over. My dad has always been a really good cook and professionally trained so his food is awsome! 4laugh Well when we got hungry I told my dad and he said he'd fix us somthing. after about 30 minutes he gave us this toasted bread stuff with tomato and some other toping sauce. It didn't really looked really good, but we took them outside and we all took a bite at the same time eek xp We all looked at each other like we just put dog s**t in our mouths. My freind Temprest made the remark "this taste like a**!" but I shut her up immidiotly becuase my dad was looking out the kicthin window at us "s**t he's looking at us" my freind Soni said. "quick just chew it and pretend you like it" I told them.
The looks on our faces were so funny! we were like crying and smiling at the same time becuase they tasted so bad! Then finally when my dad turned around we all ran out side of the porch and to the otherside of the back yard and immidiotly spit it out! 4laugh We still had like 6 more of the damn things so we threw them in the bushes xd The next day my dad found them and I got into so much trouble! blaugh sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:54 am
On day I was on the phone with my friend Lur. She was Reading a story to me, and it was getting to a very good part till she scream bloody murder the their was a loud 'thump'. I was like, "What the hell happen!" and, it seems as if she dropped her phone. So I waited to see if the murderer would speak. Two minutes later I was about to run over to her place till I heard a groan and yelled, "Lauren?!"
Faintly she Spock and I said again, "what happen". Little did I know that she would replie with, "My curtain fell on top of me."
Till this day I still tease her for that indent. Get over it Lur, you'll never live it down. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:43 am
Goddess Aries On day I was on the phone with my friend Lur. She was Reading a story to me, and it was getting to a very good part till she scream bloody murder the their was a loud 'thump'. I was like, "What the hell happen!" and, it seems as if she dropped her phone. So I waited to see if the murderer would speak. Two minutes later I was about to run over to her place till I heard a groan and yelled, "Lauren?!" Faintly she Spock and I said again, "what happen". Little did I know that she would replie with, "My curtain fell on top of me." Till this day I still tease her for that indent. Get over it Lur, you'll never live it down. 3nodding Ok *stand up at a pretend podium* First of all! My curtain did not fall ontop of my, it almost did becuase the rod was lose. And second of all I breifly paused for 1 second and then continued! TAKE THAT YOU CRUMPETTE!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:55 pm
yay for this topic! okay so here is funny story #1.
I have an older and younger brother right? right.. and my parents left us home alone for a whole week with my older brother watching over us. but me and my younger brother, Josh were left alone by him because he was going to work and then over to his girlfriends house. so me and my brother get into a lot of pointless fights and he took my gum, ran to his room, and locked the door. i was banging on the door and yelling at him to open up but he wouldn't. instead he put on music he knows drives me INSANE!! and turned it up enough were it was almost shaking the house. so there i was in my own room, right next door and then i put my own music on to drown his out. and then i heard his go silent, i turned mine off thinking he was giving up and then he yelled through the wall "this is war!!!" and put the same music on loud enough when it now shook the house. well to speed up the story..
across the street is this mid-aged couple, the wife being a stay at home chick and then the hubby is a general dude in the air force or something like that. (yes i live in a richy neighborhood *rolls eyes*) so anyway with both of our music up as loud as it could go, and this was like rock metal s**t from both of us so it was crazy loud oh... and did i mention this was like 1 in the morning >.< so the lady comes over to our house, me going down to talk to her first and she was a total b***h to me all "you should have your parents home and when they come house i'm going to tell them they have wild kids and blah blah blah!" and so i was like "FINE! tell them, see if i care." and so she says "i will!" and walks away from my house while saying "turn that music off now!" and so i just smile and slam the door in her face.
she then yelled through the door "I'm calling the police" and i didn't really hear exactly what she said... so i just left.
sure enough she came over again, Josh going down this time with me and she had gotten her little general husband guy, who is scary a** ******** sometimes. so he comes over yelling all this and that and Josh like a little retard just smiles the whole time and when he's done says "You realize you have a vein on your forehead that is going to pop any second..."
oh wow did that dude explode... i smiled and was trying to get them out of our house when the guy said "You ******** kids are going to pay a lot when the police get here" and i just stopped and gasped and said "You just cursed in our house!! thats a sin!!! OUT OUT!" and so thats how i got them out the second time..
sure enough about 5 minutes later, the police come and they talk to the couple first and while they are there, we have our music off and are sitting at the window laughing our asses off and then Josh and i make a plan. Josh gets up and walks over to the stereo while i open the window and shout out "Hey General! you can't control this war!" and Josh turns the music on. and i yell back out "We'll have it off by 06 hundred SIR!" and salute, close the window and continue watching.
take make a LONG story short, that i am so flattered you guys have actually read >.< we got off with only a warning and the hatred of our next door neighbors. xd but my older brother Trae was so pissed at us... not to mention my parents dont even know this happened and it happened about only three weeks ago 3nodding 4laugh
((Sorry thats so long sweatdrop i am a freak about telling stories >.<))
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 7:06 am
I was at my friends party and we were doing this spin the bottle game and normally if its two boys you have them kiss the cheek instead. But when mike (bulky track/ football star) had to kiss shawn (the birthday girls boyfriend) he forcefully did a ten second "fake make-out" liplock and we were all on the floor laughing and shawn was slightly disturbed!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 7:40 am
This would be about the time I was getting my driver's lisence. I was driving around town with my instructor and out of the corner of my eye, I see two hottest women walking by the other way. And normaly like any guy, I wasnt watching where I was driving and rear-ended a police car. It took half an hour for me to report my failure and humiliation of getting a driver's lisence while being given a ticket instead.
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:00 am
Anouther one of mine happened about 2 months ago. Most of the time after school ended, one of my best freinds Soi-Souce and I would get picked up by my sis and she would drop Soi off at her grandma's place. Well one day it was really hot and I didn't want her to walk home in that weather so I insisted that she's let me drop her off. Of corse when my sister pulled up the intire back seat was crowded in school work and boxes and such. In desperation, we had to both share the front seat eek
That was not fun
our lower bodies were being squished and we couldn't breath, and worst part of it my sister was on her cell phone and told us to stop whining sweatdrop crying we really wanted to cry! and then a cop car was coming up we didn't buckle in the seat belt, and let alone it's against the law were I live to share a seat with a person like that (why I dont know) So we bagan to panick and quickly I shouted "Quick! act like we're syamese twins!!" imiidiotly we put our heads together like we were both attached (note: the site was very strange...) we had to stay like that for about 2 minutes and after she got out of the car both of us couldn't walk for the rest of the day blaugh
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:13 am
ThunderMistressReureann Anouther one of mine happened about 2 months ago. Most of the time after school ended, one of my best freinds Soi-Souce and I would get picked up by my sis and she would drop Soi off at her grandma's place. Well one day it was really hot and I didn't want her to walk home in that weather so I insisted that she's let me drop her off. Of corse when my sister pulled up the intire back seat was crowded in school work and boxes and such. In desperation, we had to both share the front seat eek That was not fun our lower bodies were being squished and we couldn't breath, and worst part of it my sister was on her cell phone and told us to stop whining sweatdrop crying we really wanted to cry! and then a cop car was coming up we didn't buckle in the seat belt, and let alone it's against the law were I live to share a seat with a person like that (why I dont know) So we bagan to panick and quickly I shouted "Quick! act like we're syamese twins!!" imiidiotly we put our heads together like we were both attached (note: the site was very strange...) we had to stay like that for about 2 minutes and after she got out of the car both of us couldn't walk for the rest of the day blaugh HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! xd good times.
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