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 Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:39 pm
While sat under a fancy tree smoking my daisies i was thinkin long and hard about my life when all of a sudden a thought came 2 me!
At my days in Edgbarrow school I have discovered an evil man about to take over....my former graphics teacher....Mr Chris Rodgers! (i know i can sense the eek on your faces)
the story goes likes this......
Monday i borrowed money off him, £2 to be exact, this was to buy food as i had forgot my purse, as the days go by, and my memory disintergrates, i forget to pay him. He reply to my excuse of memory forgetting, was "don't worry sam, i know where you live!", as i walked briskly away with a look of terror on my face, so i told Shmark and he explains how he will get revenge.
*this is all Shmark's thoughts, wanna complain? go to him not moi!*
On friday in 2 weeks time he will be at my house waiting for the moment to climb through my window and take ALL the money i have, (which lets face it, aint alot!).
For carrying out such an act of sin, Pope shmark, (leader of all harmanists and the world of course, some people just don't know it yet) ,will get his top three ninjas made of POO... ninja LeFant, - ninja Optimous Prime, - and ninja theodore to send him to hell, where he will burn.
*this is where the story became a rip-off of that movie 'a nightmare on elm street'*
some weird force will bring the evil Chris Rodgers back, and he then gains his evil weapon...............*wait for it*........................GRAPHICS PENS FOR FINGERS!!!!! DUN DUN DUN!
(i added the evil theme as i thort it may add a little realism to the story!) Anyway......His way or terrorising the nation is to draw all over them! (scary aint it), well anyhows, after chasing little kiddies (i.e me) with solvent abusive pens, he gets defeated by "The Tone"! And all the children at Edgbarrow school are finally safe yet again!
*end of Shmark's thoughts*
Obviously the moral of the story is, don't borrow money off of strange teachers, you never know what may happen!
But Shmark i have one thing to say to your theory about this whole incident.........................................................One day we will sit back, laugh nervously, and change the subject! xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:56 pm
Yea and Verily, this Rodgers rapscallion will be slain by none other than "The Tone", a veritable adonis among mortals and a genius swordsman from the north.
Known in his homeland as "The spark before the blaze, the flurry of dancing flames" evildoers quake at the mere prescence of his godlike image, women weep and flowers bloom for such a titan of testosterone!
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:14 pm
ummm yeah ok, yay!
man, those daisy trips really bring out the best in me XD
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:10 pm
Huzzah. and they were mostly yours and my thoughts damn it =P.
he's still like that though. He tracked me down the other day he was like. 'oh there you are'
and i'm like dying inside xD.
and he's still like 'errrrm' every lesson. he's such a Noob xD.
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:13 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:16 am
F**ked in the a** 4 life then! whee
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:11 am
ah don't say that lol, whenever he talks to a student he sticks his a** right out burning_eyes
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:56 am
yeah, cuz thats makes him all the more sexeh! enough 2 make shmark wanna smear his life long love ALL OVER HIS FACE! eek
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:15 am
His life long love?
How is Nyx going to smear "The Tone" all over Rodger's face?
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:59 am
well u do kinda like familier, but no, i was talking bout POO
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:14 am
ummmmmmmmmm poo *has an orgasm*
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:56 pm
ummm thats just sick eek and random!
anyhow, what does that have to do with sexeh rodgers?!
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:29 pm
Nothing really coz he's in little bit all over my floor
I just made the ultimate killing machine *mech tea bag*
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