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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:48 am
I got this idea from a hecka awesome forum post that Cheese showed me, so...
... you've made up an entire world including at least three races each with their own languages.
... you hate/dislike a character in your story but still cry when they die.
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:21 pm
I'd actually been meaning to creat a topic like this.. thanks, Toro!
-You can't fit all your notebooks in your backpack.
-You decide that since leaving a single one of your notebooks at home would be unthinkable, you must buy a larger backpack.
-Your parents know how obsessed you are with writing and actually LET you get the bigger backpack.
-You use the computer so much that not only can you type with your eyes closed, you can draw an accurate and to-scale depiction of it from all angles.
-You've created a list of what song should play in each scene should your half-written book ever happen to be published and made into a movie. Or better, yet, just finished.
-You go through a pen a week- at least.
-You feel like it's the end of the world because you're supposed to write a short story for English class, and you don't know how you'd be able to keep a story to only fifty pages, let along six.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:39 am
No prob! ^_^
...you figure out how your story is going to end before you even begin it.
...your brother thinks you're on crack for the time you tried to write three stories at once and ended up with a jumbled mess.
...you think your brother is on crack for thinking you're on crack. (^_^)
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:03 pm
-You go to a track meet with a pen and piece of paper in your shoe. They do not go unused. (My feet are NOT happy about that... ow... XP )
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:59 am
Cheese, you idiot... By the by, how did the track meet go?
...after your mom found seven notebooks and thirteen giant pads of paper after cleaning, she shoved them in a box and put it in your room to SAVE paper.
...you find the box, realize this is like a scene from one of your books and act it out, with both male and female parts.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:39 pm
-When you have corrected you teacher grammar, spelling, and punctuation on multiple occasions. -When you have told your English teacher that the answer that she was giving was wrong. -When she looks it up and you are right. -When people become afraid of you when you have a writing utensil in your hand, knowing that you are deadly. -When you have the urge to spell check things before submitting them *Spell Checks*
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:17 am
Torokukat Cheese, you idiot... By the by, how did the track meet go? ...after your mom found seven notebooks and thirteen giant pads of paper after cleaning, she shoved them in a box and put it in your room to SAVE paper. ...you find the box, realize this is like a scene from one of your books and act it out, with both male and female parts. 'Twas okay... nothin' special, though... 'Cept my feet hurt. XD
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:19 am
(Ah! DEADLY WRITING UTENSILS!!! NUUUU!!! *Ducks under a table*)
-Your parents don't ask 'how was your day' anymore, for fear they'll get bombarded with descriptions of what happened to your main character, what kind of pasta they ate for lunch, and exactly what time it was when they tied their shoes (2:15).
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:47 am
I'm...scared...WAHOOOOOOO!!!!!
-When you ask your friend to proof-read your paper and they require a college dictionary to look up the words
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:05 pm
-When you join this guild
mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:49 pm
-When reading is no longer as enjoyable as it used to be because you either have to stop at least every two pages to write down inspiration it has given you or spend the whole book thinking about how you could have written it better. -When you actually write about how you write too much. -When on multiple occasions you have forgot to eat. -When you put everything that happens into novel form. -When you narrate things in your head. *Spell Checks*
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:26 am
-When you think, you don't think 'oh, this cereal tastes good!', you think 'munching absently on the Captain Crunch, she dipped her spoon into the bowl once more and thought 'oh, this cereal tastes good!'. -You print out one of your stories--and the printer runs out of ink. ( crying )
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:54 pm
...after you finally open box, you jump around for joy for ten minutes, stop, and realize this is like a scene from a completely different story and act it out.
...your brother comes into your room at this time, is scared to death and begs your mom to give you a drug test.
...your pastor gives you a prayer string to tie to something you use a lot to remind you to pray and you tie it to a notebook.
...you've filled a notebook on notes from your stories, characters, races, map sketches, mythology, languages, geography of the regions...(I could go on all day)
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:17 pm
-Your idea of the perfect birthday present is a package of notebooks.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:12 pm
...half of the notes of your story that you right aren't even going to be in the book.
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