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 Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:41 pm
How this works is one poster asks a stupid/silly question, and the next poster answers with an equally stupid/funny answer, then asks his/her own question. Like this: Poster 1 Because he pisses gold that helps put bread on the table. Why does Kratos have a skirt? And so on and so forth. So, I'll start. Why does Kratos have such.....small chiseled legs?
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:02 am
Because the Architect that built Pandora's Temple made his legs for him. razz
How come Kratos never has to eat or sleep on his journeys?
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:48 am
Because he doesn't need to eat or sleep.
He steals it from zombie warrior souls. :3
Why did the architects's wife die because she was an Atheist?
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 6:29 pm
Because she wasn't putting out.
Why doesn't Medusa's head ever rot or anything. Kratos has it for 3 weeks and it stays the same the whole time.
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:14 pm
because kratos has an awesom-ness level so high it leaks onto the medusa head and ceeps it alive!
Why is eurale so much fatter and bigger than medusa and the other gorgons?
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:36 am
Because she was the only Gorgon to Run in the olympics,a nd due to muscle failure, she ate at Mcdonalds for the rest of her life and..well, one gets fat. Now she uses her Fat to roll around her home.
Why doesn't Ares melt from his burning Hair?
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:41 pm
Because his face is made of fire, too.
Why doesn't Kronos notice that he's eating a rock instead of a baby?
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:15 pm
Because after years of smoking he devolopped cancer, and lost his scence of taste, got blurred vision, and can no longer smell.
Why doesnt Atlas just drop the stupid heavns? Its not like he really cares what happens to a place he obviously won't go.
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:56 pm
Beacause it would make him kill his p[et dog, Albert.
Why does Athena have girl-child-like voice?
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 9:32 pm
because shes jealous of Aphrodite
why is Zeus a cockbite? and why was Ares such an a*****e too?
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 6:59 pm
because d-bag-ness runs in the family of course.
how the hell did the spartan in the cage survive so long without food or water suspended in a cage above ground so long in gow1?
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:23 pm
Self cannibalism, and drinking his own piss.
why is poseidon's trident in the middle of pandora's temple, which is in the middle of the desert?
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 12:22 pm
Because there's a conspiracy going on.
The gods will flood the land and drain everything below sea level.
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Why isn't kratos a ninja?
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:56 pm
because he doesn't like the way the black assassin garb contrasts his skin and, more importantly, covers up his glorious muscles
Why does screwing two chicks at the same time give Kratos so much experience?
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:10 pm
becuase Kratos is sort of reverse. After sex he does not feel tired he gets hyped up and ready for action!
how the hell did Kronus, who is enormous, have sex with such a small woman! i mean... how does that work!? he's big enough to squish her with his finger! how did they make Hades, Athena, Hera, Zeus, Posiden, and Demeter!? What's goin' on man?!
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