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 Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:04 am
Sometimes they just drive me nuts...
post about your adventures to the bookstore, the horribly suggestive dialogue you've overheard, and how the ferk they won't just DO IT ALREADY!
mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:11 am
Let's start, shall we?
Sushii goes first!
Bookstore adventures!
So. My last visit to the bookstore was just brilliant. I went to Borders with my yaoiphobic friend Ashley... And somehow, she manages to look at all the yaoi books... And I mean it, almost all the books she picked off the shelves to peek into were yaoi.
Dialogue?
Ash: burning_eyes OHMYGOD, YAOI.
Me: *snicker* there's a secret magnetism! ^^
Ash: NOO!
And then...
Ash: How come some of the books are wrapped in plastic?
Me: It's because little kids wont flip through them, the plastic wrapped ones are mainly explicit.
Ash: O__O *puts plastic wrapped book back into shelf*
Anywho, I decide to buy Gravitation. After we get out of the bookstore, we sit down to wait for my dad to pick us up.
Me: *rubs book back on Ash's arm* HAHA, you've got yaoi on you!
Her: No I don't! You didn't buy any!
Me: Oh, really?
Her: Yes....?
Me: Want PROOF? *Hands her Gravi*
And well... just about the first page involved...licking.
Mweh heh heh. The look on her face was just PRICELESS.
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:26 am
And then, there are my incesterous little brothers..
UGH
As much as I love Uchihacest, and Hitaciincest, and Elricest, and all that, BUT SERIOUSLY, THIS IS TOO MUCH.
They are like, HUMPING EACH OTHER.
I'm not kidding.
IT IS NOT RIGHT gonk
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:15 pm
Lol. One not-so-yaoi moment:
When I was 13, I went to my small town Barnes and Noble to pick up a copy of And the Band Played On which is about the movement and developement of the AIDs epidemic. (There was a movie by the same name, it was good.) Sadly enough, it was located under the 'Homosexual Fiction' section, even though it's neither explicitly homosexual nor fiction. So I went over there (all nervous because Iwas in my 13 OMGPORN!EW!stage of my life) and I had to sift through the gay and lesbian porn.
Well, if I wasn't worried enough, some old lady walks over and starts screaming that I'm a perverted f**. I'm not kidding, she was off on it, yelling that I was going to hell, and I raped girls and such. I was freaking terrified, I just stood there. Finally this nice man starts grabbing her and and leading her away, turning back to say "I'm sorry" like a million times. Still dead shocked, I just walked out of the store.
When my mother came into the car, I waited until we were about a mile out before I told her what happened. She was like "Why didn't you tell me?! I would have smacked her down!" and I was like "Yeah, that's why."
Then I found out it wasn't in stock anyway crying .
-CBD
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:27 pm
those stories are funny ~
a yaoiphobic = sin
you must lean her to the darkside ninja twisted
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:38 pm
sanyu2392 those stories are funny ~ a yaoiphobic = sin you must lean her to the darkside ninja twisted
I know! And she's all OMG-YAY-CUTE-ROMANCE-LOVEY-DOVEY-ISH so she SHOULD read it!
Me: Two guys are hotter than one!
Her: NOT ON TOP OF EACHOTHER!
Me: :stare
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:17 pm
Sushii-Princess sanyu2392 those stories are funny ~ a yaoiphobic = sin you must lean her to the darkside ninja twisted
I know! And she's all OMG-YAY-CUTE-ROMANCE-LOVEY-DOVEY-ISH so she SHOULD read it!
Me: Two guys are hotter than one!
Her: NOT ON TOP OF EACHOTHER!
Me: :stare
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:04 pm
Well, ok, I read alot of Red River and what I noticed is that there are never the explicit stickers on the books that should have them and the ones that shouldn't don't. I mean really.. I'm flipping through the pages then BAM! Sex! I was like "woah..." *looks at cover and there;s no explicity sticker* *pick up one with an explicity sticker* *flips through and finds nothing* *turns over and sees God Child* *flips through the 2nd book* "Oh my gosh!! Riff and Cain! So hot!! Kiss, kiss kiss!!!" *strats reading from there* *notices Riff's hand on Cain's butt* *mouths "yay"*
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:54 am
luckylee218 Well, ok, I read alot of Red River and what I noticed is that there are never the explicit stickers on the books that should have them and the ones that shouldn't don't. I mean really.. I'm flipping through the pages then BAM! Sex! I was like "woah..." *looks at cover and there;s no explicity sticker* *pick up one with an explicity sticker* *flips through and finds nothing* *turns over and sees God Child* *flips through the 2nd book* "Oh my gosh!! Riff and Cain! So hot!! Kiss, kiss kiss!!!" *strats reading from there* *notices Riff's hand on Cain's butt* *mouths "yay"*
Maybe I'll start just a peeking little [/understatement] into the 18+ ones when i've turned 15 MWAHAHA.
Anywho, Today on MÄR (gods, why do I watch that?) this evil guy says to the other guy "You will be my delicous meal tonight so don't spend to much energy struggling" And I was like whoah, so we get to see that?
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:19 pm
the cain saga is explict for violence, which i dont find it worse than some other things but i dont know XP
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:46 pm
sanyu2392 the cain saga is explict for violence, which i dont find it worse than some other things but i dont know XP
xD yeah, sometimes they rate them a bit... incorrectly?
Last time at borders they had Fruits Basket, but it was plasticwrapped..
seriously, wtf? Fruits Basket?
Anyway! more suggestiveness!
My dear sweet disgusting little brother is obsessed with RayMan. This game where you play a big-nosed limbless guy with a helecopter on his head.
Anyway, when he lifts things or climbs walls or such, he GROANS and MOANS and it sounds like something else.
It's like "Unfh...Ahh...Ehh.." And my mom heard it and yelled "OMG WILL HE JUST STOP GRUNTING ALREADY!?"
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:02 pm
rofl that is so funny, i cant imagine ~
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:12 pm
rofl My sister and I loved rayman as kids.
Though, we're both pretty pervy. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:40 am
Rahahah.
Um. There are these two guys in my class.
Nathaniel and Brandon.
I SWEAR TO YOU, THEY ARE DOING IT.
So. I've been mentally torturing Brandon by mentioning S&M, which the innocent little 14-year old is not very familiar with.
Anyway, he eventually found out what it meant. But he still didn't really... understand... all he knew was that is was something SEXUAL.
So he told me:
"Please tell me! I won't tell anyone! Nobody cares! Except Nath..."
And I DIED.
And then again.
"I like big Nathes" (you know like the song by Sir Mixalot)
and "Hi I'm Ben. Ben Dover."
And also...
"It's big...just like Nath"
And such things, ALL THE TIME.
And once I found them SUPER-HUGGING in the corridor. Like almost makeout-hug. Heh. I love them.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:41 am
Kitsune-chi You know what's a fantastic place for UST and suggestiveness? Drama. Oh my god, I love high school drama club. We're doing the play Damn Yankees right now, and in the middle of one of the songs, "The Game," it's basically about guys resisting women and booze and gambling so their baseball game is better. So they start having locker room talk and talk about the girls they've resisted for the sake of the game. Well, one of the verses goes as such- Player: There was that waitress back in Kansas city/ Built for comfort, dumb but pretty- Guys: Yeah? YEAH? Player: Man, her perfume sure did smell sweet/ Got her up to my hotel suite Guys: Yeah? YEAH? Player: *grabs one of the other players, who is quite cute, and brings him into a dip, as if he's the woman* She kills a pint of gin, more or less- Guys: Ooooh. Player: *runs hand down other guys chest* The lights are low- *hushed* and she slips off her dress... Now, when the guys start going "yeah?" again, the two's lips get closer, and closer, and then- Player: *drops other guy* BUT THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT THE GAME! Guys: The game! The game! XD And in another verse, the two guys were supposed to kiss (or make it look like they kissed- and damn was it a treat during rehearsal to watch! They were quite convincing.) and then walk off all awkward and hetero like they didn't know what they were doing, but they chickened out and went with the dip thing again. :/ But man, is drama AWESOME.
Found this in the yaoi guild.
SQUEE whee
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