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 Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:02 pm
I thought it would interesting to do a topic on pick-up lines. So, just add ones that you know and let's see how lame they get to be.
I know:
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?
That's all I got for now.
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:46 pm
umm....the only one I can think of right now is dirty, and yeah...
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:05 pm
Did one of my party members cast Float, or have you just lifted me off my feet?
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:32 pm
Okay, I'm not gonna be as restrained as Nathan.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can totally see myself in your pants.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:27 pm
It's "lame" pick-up lines, not disgusting ones.
Although lame defines the lack of the ability to walk, so the first one she said doesn't really apply, either.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:03 pm
The one I said may be disgusting, but you have to admit it's pretty lame too. Not only in literal sense, but in the slang definition (that I think is what Livi meant) as well.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:58 pm
I'm off like a dirty shirt!
It's called a sense of humor - get one, they're nice.
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:47 pm
Is that even a pick-up line? O.o
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 4:19 pm
no kidding.....
Is is hot in here, or is that just you?
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:27 pm
I have two that I just remembered!
If you ever want to see your parents again....
and
I really want to go out with you because you are much prettier than my mom!
biggrin
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 9:20 am
Like the second one. it made me laugh.
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 11:28 am
Hey, you stole those from Fairly Odd Parents!
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 3:54 pm
Fairly Odd Parents is just inspirational....
'Sides, you are using ones I've heard before.... Heck, what haven't I heard? O.o
Whoever makes these needs to think of new ones.
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 4:16 pm
I just went to a website and found these. They made me laugh. Anyway, enjoy:
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 5:45 pm
Slutty: Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Pre-Pillowtalk: Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Geeky: Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
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