*`~_Dungeon Office_/~`* [Closed-Send Owls]

[Queen Cranberry]

*Sends an Owl*

Dear Professor Snape, as a student, there is one thing I am most curious about and wished to ask you about it.

Now I know I could ask any Professor here, but since you are the head
of my house I figured I would just ask you.

What do teachers do in the teachers lounge? Do they smoke and tell tales of how Horrid us students have been? Do they have doughnuts?! (can you bring me one!) Also have you heard any stories worth sharing that you heard from there? Maybe Professor Macgonacall found unmentionables in her classroom where they weren't suppose to be? Do tell, and enlighten us on your knownledge.

Signed Anonynous

P.S. Just send the doughtnut back with the Owl, he'll know who to give it too, oh and I like creme better than jelly, thanks!  

[Silly Sevviekins]

Crazy Plum

*Sends an Owl*

Dear Professor Snape, as a student, there is one thing I am most curious about and wished to ask you about it.

Now I know I could ask any Professor here, but since you are the head
of my house I figured I would just ask you.

What do teachers do in the teachers lounge? Do they smoke and tell tales of how Horrid us students have been? Do they have doughnuts?! (can you bring me one!) Also have you heard any stories worth sharing that you heard from there? Maybe Professor Macgonacall found unmentionables in her classroom where they weren't suppose to be? Do tell, and enlighten us on your knownledge.

Signed Anonynous

P.S. Just send the doughtnut back with the Owl, he'll know who to give it too, oh and I like creme better than jelly, thanks!

Attention Anonymous:

The teacher's lounge area is a room for recreational and job-related use by those employed here at Hogwarts. Occasionally the topic of unkempt students does become the topic of discussion. As we instructors signed a magical binding contract when first receiving our positions, I am unable to tell you any names or specifics, as it breaches privacy issues. However, I can mention a certain boy who thought he could handle Peeves on his own. He ended up covered in Thestral dung, hanging by his ankles from the Great Hall rafters.

As for the concessions, donuts are only one of the items supplied. Dumbledore makes sure to provide all of his favorite sweets, along with the usual items. Please find enclosed a creme-filled donut with chocolate icing and green and grey sprinkles.

As for any teacher-related stories, there are many. Again, the names and specifics I am unable to mention, so I shall choose a tale about one of our own staff. About a month ago, Professor Trelawney had been down for one of her rare strolls. I just so happened to be in the vicinity of the incident, this is how I know exactly what happened. She was passing by Filch's office when she seemed to overhear strange noises. Her expression showed rabid curiousity, and so she bravely opened the door. I say bravely, because what lay inside was worse than the Dark Lord, himself.

Inside, Filch sat naked in his chair with a washbasin on his desk. I will not say what he was doing, only that he, like all men, gets lonely. Thank Salazar I did not see this; I heard from her disgusted screams enough to divulge the source.

I hope this information is enough answer to your questions.

Sincerely yours,
Professor Severus Snape  

[Queen Cranberry]

*sents owl back*

Dear Professor Snape, I can't thank you enough for the Doughnuts and
for the tales, they were very enjoyable and I laughed alot.

I wanted to share with you some of my stories of some students, names
shall not be mention acourse.
This one young man decided that it would be funny to transfiguration
his wand. I'll let you take a guess at that. Took one of the staff members
forever to solve his problem.

Lucky for me I wasn't there and only heard it from hear say.
While this group of students thought it would be funny to
tell a first year to use the Elevators and that the stairs was off limits for first years. Needless the say the kid was very late for class and was lost somwhere in the dungeons, which is why I'm telling you this, have you seen that poor lost student? We haven't heard from him since.

Anyways thanks again for the doughnut, was very creamy indeed.

Your ever so nosey student.

P.S. Also if you do find that student he has my lucky quill that he borrowed from me, and I want it back. Thanks!  

[Silly Sevviekins]

Crazy Plum

*sents owl back*

Dear Professor Snape, I can't thank you enough for the Doughnuts and
for the tales, they were very enjoyable and I laughed alot.

I wanted to share with you some of my stories of some students, names
shall not be mention acourse.
This one young man decided that it would be funny to transfiguration
his wand. I'll let you take a guess at that. Took one of the staff members
forever to solve his problem.

Lucky for me I wasn't there and only heard it from hear say.
While this group of students thought it would be funny to
tell a first year to use the Elevators and that the stairs was off limits for first years. Needless the say the kid was very late for class and was lost somwhere in the dungeons, which is why I'm telling you this, have you seen that poor lost student? We haven't heard from him since.

Anyways thanks again for the doughnut, was very creamy indeed.

Your ever so nosey student.

P.S. Also if you do find that student he has my lucky quill that he borrowed from me, and I want it back. Thanks!

Attention Nosey:

I remember that dunderhead very well. He was the laughingstock of the staff for three months. How thick can one get; he changed it into a giraffe and tried explaining that females love animals. Of course, I do not know how much you know, so I will stop at that.

The lost student you are referring to is currently in St. Mungo's for health reasons. He was found cowering in a corner of one of the lower torcher chambers; all of the torches were extinquished and it appeared he'd been down there for at least four days. To this day no one knows anything about how he came to this condition.

Attached is the two quills which were in his pack; as you did not provide a description, I've attained the only quills in his possession.

Cordially yours,
Professor Severus Snape  

[Queen Cranberry]

*sends another owl*

Dear Professor Snape, I hope you don't grow tired of my letters to you,
but I find them most enjoyable.

I first would like to thank you for the quills, I feel very sorry for the young man, perhaps I will go visit him in St. Mungos.

I had to write you today for it was very interesting one indeed.
You see we had our trip to Hogsmead today, and the first place I headed
was acourse the Coffee shop, for I have so much pleasure in coffee and tea non the less, well anyways while there I couldn't help but to see
some Gryfindors! But they seem to be in a panic, so I got a little closer
so I could hear what was being said.

Turns out somone had Jinx'd one of them, from what I heard and seen, the Jinx made every one of their's firewhiskey would turn into mud.

You should of seen their faces of disapointed! Finally firewhiskey but all they got was mud!

I myself just had coffee with light cream and two cubes of sugar.

By the way Professor, how do you like your coffee? or do you perfer tea?

Your ever so chit chatty Student.

P.S. I sent you some Sugar Quills, hope you enjoy them.

 

[Silly Sevviekins]

Crazy Plum

*sends another owl*

Dear Professor Snape, I hope you don't grow tired of my letters to you,
but I find them most enjoyable.

I first would like to thank you for the quills, I feel very sorry for the young man, perhaps I will go visit him in St. Mungos.

I had to write you today for it was very interesting one indeed.
You see we had our trip to Hogsmead today, and the first place I headed
was acourse the Coffee shop, for I have so much pleasure in coffee and tea non the less, well anyways while there I couldn't help but to see
some Gryfindors! But they seem to be in a panic, so I got a little closer
so I could hear what was being said.

Turns out somone had Jinx'd one of them, from what I heard and seen, the Jinx made every one of their's firewhiskey would turn into mud.

You should of seen their faces of disapointed! Finally firewhiskey but all they got was mud!

I myself just had coffee with light cream and two cubes of sugar.

By the way Professor, how do you like your coffee? or do you perfer tea?

Your ever so chit chatty Student.

P.S. I sent you some Sugar Quills, hope you enjoy them.

Attention Biff:

I have decided to call you Biff, that way even if someone asks, I cannot say who you are. I despise not knowing who to address the letters to; it is a great annoyance. Therefore, you are Biff.

The Gryffindors were picked-on by a well-known group of Slytherin students. They had a good laugh about things afterwards. I, however, think that is a small feat considering tricks they could be playing.

I, like any other Englishman, prefer tea. However, I do not like to put anything in mine as I prefer the bitter, pure flavor. I appreciate the sugar quills; although I cannot divulge in them in public, I shall certainly finish them off in private.

Continue to write regularly, Biff,
Professor Severus Snape  

[Queen Cranberry]

ooc: thinking of tea I'm going to go make me some. ^_^

Dear Professor Snape, Biff? I'm a young lady, but how could you of known that. May I suggest being called Liz, I have always like those types of names, Elizabeth, Lizabeth and such forward even Izzy is so cute!
Uh anyways besides cute girl names....moving on.

I have seen Headmaster Dumbledor in the hallways this evening, looking
rather cheerful, and he pulled an Acid pop out of nowhere. ( I want to do that one day) It also lead me to think, I think I know what I want to do
after I get out of school! I want to be a Dark Witch and make a Ginger Bread house! No no acourse I'm not going to eat small children, I'll eat my yummy house and then rebuild it and eat it again and again..and so forth!
And if anyone comes to eat it without my permission I shall simply hex them. Simple as that.

But dreams are just that...dreams.

I am going to miss school when I'm finished.
Anyways nothing much as happened well maybe except Neville turned
a cup into a pair of ladies undergarments...but other than that nothing really.

Enjoy the Sugar Quills and your tea professor.

-Liz