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 Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:30 pm
why cant Kratos have 100 or more random facts that are really screwy?
ill start
kratos is so awesome he killed someone by looking so badass
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:46 pm
(¿¿¿¿what????)
ok....
Kratos´ family is so stupid that they got killed,not by force, but because Ares said there would be pie.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:46 pm
Kratos is so bad a**, he shut a revolving door.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:08 pm
Kratos is so cool, he turned on a broken escalator
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:14 pm
When Kratos says "Nice head, I think I'll have it"to a man, that man cuts it off for him. Only a fool would force Kratos to take their head himself.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:55 am
Kratos visited "the Virgin Islands", now they're just called "the Islands".
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:09 pm
when kratos killed ares, ares got kratosd
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:21 pm
Adragorn Gelsius Kratos visited "the Virgin Islands", now they're just called "the Islands". I love that one.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:50 pm
Kratos actually died when he fought Ares... Death is to afraid to tell him.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:33 pm
Kratos is so awesome he walked on water before jesus
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:15 pm
Kratos once asked for a Whopper with everything on it. After he finished it, God made "Universe 2"
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:58 am
Kratos is so badass one man raped himself in fear of Kratos (if that made any sense)
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:32 pm
Water boils faster when Kratos stares at it.
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:10 pm
~SQUAMYZILLA~ Water boils faster when Kratos stares at it. Heh The last words of Kratos's first kill was "It's a boy!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:33 pm
Kratos counted to infinity... twice.
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