The Titantron comes to life as Mad Dog is seen sitting on a stool in front of a mirror. A makeup artist is working on him as he is seen looking at a dirty magazine, silently.
"Mr. Dog, sir, the camera's on."
Mad Dog snaps to attention, dropping the magazine and looking shocked before going back to his usual smirk.
"GWWF magazine features a new 'superstar' on the cover every month, but guess who the company has overlooked again? That's right, their champion. The guy who they didn't ever want to win this baby," he says as he pats the belt on the makeup counter.
"But rest assured, your favorite wrestler, the fighting champion, is fighting to force GWWF's hand and get me the magazine cover I deserve."
Mad Dog gets up, pushing the makeup lady to the ground and wiping the makeup off of his face and onto his shirt.
"Let's get this shindig started."
The camera cuts to a scene of Mad Dog standing in front of a curtain in various poses, holding various weapons.
"Now bend over like you have a secret," says one of the photographers before being a stapler is seen flying through the air, connecting with the side of his head.
"We're gonna need a new photographer," is heard from off camera.
"Again!?" is the response.
The camera cuts to more poses with Mad Dog - Mad Dog kissing a lead pipe, Mad Dog holding a barbed wire bat out from his crotch and rubbing the end, Mad Dog holding two staplers to the side of his head as blood pours from his face, and Mad Dog holding a trash can full of weapons.
The camera cuts to Mad Dog reviewing a strip of photos with a photographer.
"I think this one's your cover shot, Dog," the photographer said.
"I think you mean the MONEY SHOT!" Mad Dog responds, holding up his dirty magazine as the photographer stares at him before getting stapled.
The camera cuts to Mad Dog alone in front of the camera as an ambulance is seen, sirens blaring, in the background.
"Make sure to pick up GWWF Magazine, featuring your pal Mad Dog at a news stand near you - or else."
The Titantron fades to black.
