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xDD I have no idea how I got to be captain.

I just noticed that, like, five seconds ago....wow, I'm slow...

I don't know what to say. I'm so touched.

After so much Otakon awesomeness, the hot glue gun accident that left a burn shaped like a large exclamation point, and then sadness over Otakon being over (which meant Kaiba and I had to go our separate ways, too....aww....), coming home to this was the best thing ever. It's like the icing on my rather large, computer-shaped cake (CCP2 experimental scene reference, sorry).

Haha. I'm making a video of myself talking about Otakon as I type this. Because I'm a dork like that. So....yeah....everyone say hi to the YouTube community.

I want to get "molested" by random cosplayers again.........

xDD Kitty Sasuke is awesome:

*makes humping motions* "Green hair....I find that kind of hot."

WOW. SPECIALNESS. GoggixSasuke....who would've thought?

Certainly not us. Shush.

Anyways, it's so awesome to be captain. I love you all. Thank you.

Although, it probably isn't a good idea to trust me to be responsible in any sort of position of authority, considering the fact I teach little kids to play with matches...

xDD That was an inside joke, sorry. I dunno if Kaiba remembers that. I'm sure Dwill and/or the other person would remember (I'm terrible with names, too...I'M SO SORRY).

Dwill is the awesome sauce. "I'm only pulling your wand, Sam." "Haha. Fred ejaculated loudly. It's liek, 'GAAAAAAAIIIIYYYAAHHHH.'"

That was the awesomeness. I miss Dwill. Haha, and Kaiba's OBLIVIOUS. whee

Ooh, getting off topic again....

Yeah. I'm just so moved by all of this. THANK YOU.

...I think I'm going to continue to cosplay as Goggi until tomorrow. I don't wanna take the costume off...that would make me sad...

So....Yeah. Free imaginary cookies for all. Yay.

; _____ ; All I can say now is....WHY. Why am I promoted to Captain? Why are you guys so awesome to me? WHY IS MY SHOULDER NEON GREEN?!?!?!?!

xDD That last question's answer is simple: my hair is green, therefore it rubs off on everything. My pillows are green, too.

I just looked at the guild page for confirmation of my current status. It says that the owner is none other than ME.

There's no denying it now. This is no joke. I am not hallucinating. I AM THE OWNER OF THE GUILD. This is the shiznite!!!!!!!!

I would've thought Kaiba would have my position, because she is THE awesomest sauce I've ever laid eyes on, and she's been so nice to me since my first day in the guild....

But......surprise, surprise--it's me.

So much to say, and yet no words come out....

You are all so wonderful. THANK YOU.

And now....I shall go celebrate somehow.

I WANT COFFEE....but it's too late to ask my stepdad to go to Starbucks.... gonk

Mrrrrrr. I haven't eaten in two days. And I'm really thirsty. The only thing I ate was Kaiba's sushi. And all I drank today was her....purple...drink thing that had chewy things in it that I cannot identify. It was good, though.

Haha. Enough rambling about my problems and boring life.

Now it is time for....a party. By myself. Because I'm a loser like that.

Good night, everyone, and thanks for being awesome to me since my first day!!!!!!!!!!

Love and kisses,

heart Sam. heart

Oh, so that's what it was...

xDD It makes funny sounds when you chew it, too.

MEOW. I WANT OTAKON TO NOT BE OVER. Even if it meant you would make me LARP.

MmmmmmmmmLemonDemonMmmmmmmmmm. Do you like it? Neil is THE awesome sauce.

I miss Kitty Sasuke, person in blue, and Dwill.............

I can't wait until next year.
PS. Yes, you certainly deserve it. <3

Ah. Well, Otakon was fun, and I'm sure next year it'll be even better with you there.

Thanks. And yeah, I do find it a little odd that he just handed over the position to me without a word. Things like that usually happen for a reason...but we don't know what reason that is yet.

I'm not complaining--I love the sense of slight importance. I'm usually just an uninteresting, unexciting, insignificant little pair of woolen socks lying around on the floor of the guild, really--I'm there, but I'm really quiet and I don't do anything special. I just take up space.

Haha. I always use the woolen sock example as a reference to Harry Potter, an obsession I've had since first grade.

But seriously--I was just taking up space. And now that I have the position, I'm like a pair of rainbow-colored socks.

I just need to find something really great to do to....I don't know....kick off the start of my reign as Captain. And to make up for my absence in the RP...I'm sorry about that, and I really want to make it up to you guys. I'm just not an RP kind of person. Kaiba knows that--I just sat in the corner of the LARP room for a while watching her instead of joining the action because...well, that's just my personality. I'm somewhat antisocial when it comes to RPs for some reason. (But it's okay, Kaiba--I kept myself amused by singing Lemon Demon songs and imagining new things that I could write. I've got an imagination the size of a small universe, so there's no need to worry. I can keep myself occupied for hours.)

It's going to be a surprise for now, I guess.

I love surprises.

Ooh--that reminds me...I need to ask you guys for ideas for my song that I'm writing for the guy who created The Ultimate Showdown and Potter Puppet Pals. I'll tell you more about it later.

Mmmmm BOREDOM.

I'm really bored at the moment. And I have "Knife Fight" stuck in my head.

Heh. In "Knife Fight", Marty (that guy from Uncle Monsterface) sounds kinda like The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy from the Disney show Dave the Barbarian. It cracks me up every time I hear the end where they change the tune and call it Tickle Fight instead.

Of course, you guys have no idea what I'm talking about. Oh well.

I think I'm going to go become an undercover musical genius now.

Meeeeep.

--Sam

Funny, seeing as "awesome sauce" came from 4chan, and everyone here knows what the LazyTown fandom thinks of 4chan...

scream EPIC BATTLE!!

Hey, I got it from my friend Olive. But I'm assuming she did get it from forums and 4chan.

xDD Funny you should say that about 4chan, Kaiba, because you were so eager to go to the panel at Otakon...

...and so bummed out when they wouldn't let you in.

But you *did* get chased around with a picture of ***** Sportacus on some guy's laptop.....

Mrrrrrrr.....I'm tired.....I think I'm going to go to bed now and wake up to finish reading Harry Potter.

Eh, I already knew how it would end.

Plus, I recieved the pdf file that's been floating around on the internet quite a while before the book itself was released, so I read half way through it already.

I finished it yesterday. It's good. But I HATE the epilogue. Most fangirls would agree.

I'm really bummed out now that the series is over. My life has no meaning.

The names sounded too Mary Sue-ish to me. And the epilogue was like really bad fanfiction. She was probably reading some as she wrote it.

I think she wanted to end it happily so that people wouldn't be sad. I think she didn't have it in her to kill certain characters off. So she killed off ones we wouldn't expect.

As for your question....no, not yet. I own the first book, but I never got around to reading it. It didn't seem very interesting.

I saw this post and immediately thought, "lol whut?!?!"

xDD That was awesome sauce.

Yes, I agree...it would be really cool if she did that. And funny.

I'm sorry I'm not more interesting right now. I just got back from a vacation to Outdoor World in New Jersey with my friends, and I'm really tired.