Spider-pants, Spider-pants
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size
Catches thieves, just like flies
Look out! Here comes the Spider-pants!
Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there, there goes the Spider-pants!
In the chill of night,
At the scene of the crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time
Spider-pants, Spider-pants
Friendly neighborhood Spider-pants
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward
To him, life is a great big bang-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
You'll find the Spider-man!