Timgenesis 1
In the beginning there was nothing but then along came a God named Timmy. He pimp slapped empty space and made a universe. He yelled a mighty "GTFO!" at a passing cloud of dust and gas that formed the galaxies, one of which we now live in. He shaped the mountains, in a mighty attempt to emulate a ladies tits, and then he came forging the oceans and lakes. From his awesome jizzm came many animals and plants. The last animal to arrive was man and woman. He demanded they have sechs and so they did.
He then moved further out into our galaxy and tried to do the same to a small red planet. That was less successful, so he left this hell hole with a strong "KTHXBAI!"
And that is Timgenesis one. Niggarz
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