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Yes! Yes! It's so totally true. Luffly-kat has nothing to do, so she's going to put nice, long journal entries that will enrich the soul and help others that are endlessly bored. Juicy gossip, down-to-earth facts, and hilarious jokes will brighten up every day and make people WANT to read and rate my journal. Here is the first new journal entry that's actually worth reading:
Joke of the day: Not appropriate for kids. Flowers A blonde and a brunette are walking past a flower shop. The brunette sees her boyfriend inside and says: "Oh no, my boyfriend is inside buying me flowers again." The blonde asks: "Why is that so bad?" The brunette says:"Every time he buys me flowers, he expects something in return and I don't feel like spending the entire weekend with my legs in the air." The blonde asks:"Why, don't you have a vase?"
Gossip: Well, I'm not much of a gossiper myself, but did you know that somebody really famous has cancer again?! Isn't that like so exciting? (What did I tell you? I'm not a gossiper).
News: this won't be very exciting if you don't know me. Well, my friend and I have been working very hard to get another friend to pass english and stop drinking. With only school days left, it's getting tight and he hasn't seemed to show any signs of quitting. We can only hope that he'll have some sense knocked into him before it's too late.
The speech arts contest is over ... nobody in my grade at my school went on, but we might some really nice kids from another school. One of them is actually in my piano level, too! I find that exciting.
My piano teacher is making me do a really really long piano piece for the year-end recital. She says it's "to show how to play properly" for the little kids. I think I'm supposed to be touched, but I'm just irritated. The song is 10 MINUTES LONG!!!
Joke #2 Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out. The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
-hope you liked my newwwwwsies journal entry!! PLEASE COMMENT
luffly-kat · Sat May 26, 2007 @ 02:27am · 1 Comments |
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