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Because I'm THAT obsessed with Halo. x3
My Collection of Quotes.
My collection of random quotes from everywhere. O:


So what if you can see
The darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this
Animal
I have become...


CRAZY CACTUS
IM A CACTUS. RAWR. -impales-


Poet
They aren't dolls, they're action figures damnit!


Aussie-kun
.Sodomy.On.A.Stick.

See? It seems like there's gonna be a homosexuality problem for a while.


So what if you can see
The darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this
Animal
I have become...

It's ok.
gay friends help color coordinate your clothes. XD


SilusCrow
Leviticus: The batshit crazy book of the Bible.


Teh Boxman
When I first think of the term "Gaia," the first word that pops into my head is "Earth", and when I think about Gaia Online, the first thing that pops into my head is "The Earth is ********]

In the thread "Usernames in the form of pictures!"::


Tvnamelt
DELICIOUS NAZIS
Tvnamelt
DELICIOUS NAZIS
Chocolate-covered Nazis.


Or anything else that sounds decadent. &3


I see a number of unconcious Nazis on a platter drenched in gravy. 3nodding

That sounds delicious o__o;;


Is it strange that I think so to? burning_eyes


Blaze-kun
SassyJoanna
What did u learn from Gaia?
Gold will fall out of a tree if you kick it hard enough.

Some girls like to dress as boys, and some boys like to dress as girls.


Pixie-elf
GenTrigger
take me baby

redface

*I put on my robe and +1 wizard hat*


I'll be 13 for you!

*I put on my robe and wizard hat +2*! I can outdo you, hussy! mad


Smextacy
Angelic Popsicle
I would search the whole IanXLiam fanbase <3


It's all about the vanessaXrufusXjack.


ensoul
Chuck Norris broke the Battle System.


delta dragon4
possibly ninja

I just got the most random phone call, some chick just called me and was all like: "Why Is your number in my boyfriends phone?"

and then I'm like "Who is this?"

and the she just swore at me...cosmic confused


Angelic Popsicle
Poppie with Ninja Headband and Katana = weapon of [m]a** destruction.


Angelic Popsicle
I'm gonna eat tacos,with a ***** emoticon in my mind.

...YAY =D


.Sodomy.On.A.Stick.
nanayamiyugi
Coyotecom
.Sodomy.On.A.Stick.
nanayamiyugi
My gold amount just said 666, xD;;.


ZOMGWEHAVETOSAVEYOUFROMTHEEEEEBIL!

-tackle-

...

-ahem-

Sorry about that...

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You just like to tackle girls, don't you? stare

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You make it sound like I don't like it. wink


-innocentface-

Whateverrrr are you talking about? :]


^^Quote from 'o6 I found while looking at all my posts. xDDD


complex_ity_
.Sodomy.On.A.Stick.
Hotaru_Aki
.Sodomy.On.A.Stick.
coreith
hey


Lol hi there : D

i kissed your avi and it said "Here's an idea: I'll call you Balki and we'll be Perfect Strangers. "


xD Was that a good thing or a bad thing? I haven't gotten that one yet!

Don't know. I kissed someone and got "Allow me to quote Ron Bruise: Whoooooooooo! ". I'm pretty sure that's good.


.Sodomy.On.A.Stick.
Konekinu
Deva Ganja
Konekinu


Random Event: All attacks seem to fly over Q&A, just like Australia...


... and lands on GCD annoying everybody gonk


The GCD uses Compain! Spontaneous explosions occur in the forums, causing forums to lose 1000 points per explosions as well as leaving admins K.O.ed

Chatterbox and Towns use Cyber! Attack all forums with 10000 damage!


OH NOEZ GAIA IMPLOSION DUE TO FORUMS DESTROYING EACH OTHER

D :


In the thread "What's your self-esteem on a scale of 1-10?"::


Yumeki-Bri
I Feel Toast
Yumeki-Bri
3.45898665128462
You are complex.

I'm mathematically emo.


UltimateWalrus
elizabeth_dawn
Look, if the majority of you feel like being assholes, do it somewhere else. This is for people who give a s**t about women, a gender i am proud to be. So if male chauvanists, girls who have given up and just plain jerks are going to ignore my opinion then actually IGNORE it, as in stay the hell away, or if you'll reply agree with me, and if you aren't going to do any of these things i'll ******** you up with my crowbar. I have a dman good arm for killing people, and if the situation calls for it i will.


Hush woman, men are talking.


sodium
I think the interent is doing messed up things to my head as I said "Frownyface" while on the phone yesterday. ):


Quartz235
It took Jesus 3 ******** days to respawn! That's what I call lag!


Rominaga

Well if aliens really did create humans then they must be very disappointed with the product of their work.


Alizea
This thread just reminded me of a stupid movie we had to watch in health. Bush was telling people not to do drugs and his sitting at his desk all serene telling you all about the drug wars in America then he reaches inside the desk, pulls out a bag of white powder without looking at it, and says in a grave voice, "This is crack." It just makes me want to laugh until my sides are sore to see the president pulling drugs out of his desk randomly.


finalrain
Tora Hikari
finalrain
I don't write stories, I throw fridge magnet letters onto my monitor until they look cool. Don't try this at home, folks.


How dare you steal my back up! Me, I usually cut letters out of magazines, put them in a bag, and dump them on the floor and hope for the best.
Dude, that would save me so many monitors, you have no idea. eek


Sadistic Illusion
I've got some items for you.

But they are in my pants, and I think I broke my arms.


Why don't you get them out for me.


Leto
Well, if we didn't break everyone up into catagories, then we couldn't discriminate very effectively at all, now could we?


Axle Skyfire
Hey babe, my charisma points are maxed out, wanna go back to my place and see if I can roll a twenty?


Oeshi
IGNORANCE? We don't know the meaning of the word!


Felt_Sniffer
moi
And if I found a dead human body, I would take him everywhere with me. We'd be inseperable! His name would be Charlie, and I'd see if it was legal to marry a corpse.


I don't think there are actually laws against it. Except that a corpse can't technically consent to anything...
But like rape laws, Silence means yes.


Girl Anachronism
Mr Spandex
an innocent child trying to find progressively tighter spandex and do as many squats as i can per day until my a** simply collapses on itself like a neutron star


That was strangely erotic.


D.S.K.
TinHawk
I've only seen "Caucasian" on the tests that I've taken...

What I wanna know is where Caucasia is.


How I can't wait to visit the homeland of Caucasia and do our native dance...

::does the robot::


Esmoth
When Christians tell me they're praying for me I tell them I'm thinking for them.


BlackSkirtGirl
Kojima Ankokou
Enlighten me

I'm not paid to be your educator, so I will only be pointing out your fallacies and laughing at them.


Yuri_shoujo
morbidbeauty
Is love only pain in the end?


Only for gay boys.


Shortee Blackwell
So, I was at my RPG club last night, and I did one of those things were you fade-out of the conversation, and then randomly fade back in at the most innoportune time. The first words I heard come out of my friend's mouth were "...projectile leprosy...".

-le GONK-

I was confuzzled, and asked him about it:

Me: WTF?
Greg: It was an outlandish comparison I invented to make me feel better.
Me: Hokay...
Greg: It's like, when things are REALLY bad in my life, and I can step back and say, "Well, at least I don't have projectile leprosy."
Me: -laughing hysterically-


Oscillate Wildly
Shortee Blackwell
I just discovered the fact that adding 'projectile' as a prefix to anything makes it instantly like umpteen times funnier. X]]]

Discuss that, too.


Projectile sex.

wink


AnarchyPaladin
They're called love handles, because my wife holds onto them when we make love.

She also holds them when I ******** the s**t out of her, but "******** handles" doesn't have as much a ring to it.


[Gene Starwind
On second thought let's not go to Gaia, tis a silly place. surprised


Silkah
I almost burnt my whole house down making Easy Mac.

I don't think I can fail any worse.


Phil Srobeighn
Weird to me is more of "I eat ketchup on my ice cream," whereas you're more of a "I eat blood on my ice cream." You need help.


Dr. Huddy


    I know one this is for sure:
    The Von-Helsion Sisters use 56k, 'cause their bar is slow. rolleyes

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Seth on re-doing his profile::


Seth Darkheart
I keep saying "I'll redo it", but I really can't be arsed. I get distracted and write stupid little Firefox extensions instead. xd


AnnoyingEvil1
zero026
OMG I WONDER... WHAT DO U THINK THE NEW COLLECTIBLES ARE????

I don't love you



SOMETHING YOU'LL ONLY BE ABLE TO GET THIS MONTH.



Like I loved you yesterday.


Jazin Kay
~☻~


I am lolling so hard at all you kids taking this so seriously & actively.

Reminds me of when Pokemon motivated kids to "do their best" & :believe in themselves", only to always get beaten up for liking Pokemon after school.


~☻~


On how to pronounce "Zhivago"::


[Bitchy McBitch]
LiNDZi
Is it "Zee-vag-oh" or Zee-vage-oh" or what. gonk


I pronounce it "secks-see beest".


Miss Conception
Don't hate. I fail at these.
Ian + Emo = Imo
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Rabbit in Wonderland
Wow the edits show how horny gaia is eek


^^ As if 401's threads didn't prove that already xDDD


Mazlayel
Arcane Psycho
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I tried again.
DD:


It's super effective!


Shrimp_Man
I am the embodiment of fear and evil

I just had to...

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of the House of Demonic Dreams



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Tribor
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Sgt. Ethan
//.The new
Gaiaonline Socom : Fireteam Bravo.
xD
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ninja
[/lameness]


Ametra
surprised this hasn't been done yet :0

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Alright so... these may not be totally funny, but at least they entertain me xD;;;

NOTE:: Some of these were editted for the sheer purpose of making more sense.


So what if you can see
The darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this
Animal
I have become...


I'm almost four Gaian years old @.@ *beats Time back with a cane*

*lurklurklurklurk*

.Sodomy.On.A.Stick.
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