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Ding Dong!
P1: (Opens door) Hello! Who are you?
P2: I'm a door to door salesman. I'm here to offer you a great deal on your first purchase of any amount of sanity.
P1: Oh, ok. I have a question though. What is this "sanity" that you speak of?
P2: (Pulls out pocket dictionary and flips through) Sanity is "the soundness of the mind."
P1: What does that mean, and what does it have to do with your product?
P2: Sanity will make you so that you aren't crazy.
P3: You have a visitor!
P1: Please excuse me for a moment.
P2: Certainly.
P1: (Turns to P3) Who are you and how did you get into my Room of Squishy Walls!? (Turns back to P2) Now, what were you saying?
P3: She's been talking to the walls quite frequently recently.
P4: Well, at least she knows they're padded. I wonder if she knows this is an insane asylum?
P3 & P4: (Watch as P1 continues her conversation)