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I have just now realized something important!!
My name had no meaning!! No purpose.
I was terribly troubled by this fact, so I set out to work on my purpose.

And this!! is what I came up with!!

COTTONCANDY DUCKS

What are they?: They happen to be a rare race of super tasy duck shaped peices of cotton candy, either blue or pink for the normal ones. Many different colors for the more rare ones =D

How are they made: Its actually not the best story in the world but I will try and compose myself and tell it to you.
In any normal town, maybe even yours, their is someone lurking in the shadows. He could be anyone. Even a SHE! It's terribly hard to tell. But thats not the problem!
They take harmless little ducks!! Even Chicks sometimes!! And put them in CottonCandy machines. AND DROWN THEM IN THE FLUFF -tear- Its such a terrible sound, a Duck drowning in the fluff. Its a combination of a lawnmower and a chipmunk singing. Its soo hard to hear, tears your heart to bits. Slowly!!
BUTT! This terrible thing only happens in a blue moon, because these people that drown these duckies!! THEY ARE INSANE!! And their insanity is brought on by listening to Fergie songs at massive proportions. IT drives them mad I tell you!! So if you must listen to the song, use moderation. And if your friend tries to show it to you. Plug your ears! The duckies are begging you!!

But the duckies dont die, they just can NEVER swim again, or they will dissapear, thats why its so sadd

DISCLAIMER- For you people that like those songs, if you feel any signs of mental insanity or a terrible urge to buy a cottoncandy machine, dont hesitate to call a mental help hotline
This is made for humor only, if you have problems, id like to hear them but probably wont reply =DD

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