Dear Mr/Mrs Moth of last night.
I'm very sorry about what happened. See, I am rather afraid of your kind. You have a large number of legs, are furry and can flit into my ear or my mouth. I know you don't intend to, but it happens. I am also a very paranoid person about Insects In My Room When I Am Trying To Sleep. It's an old habit. I'm incredibly sorry. So that is why I had to stun you. Then accidently kill you. I was very upset that I did kill you. You looked very adorable hiding under my paper trays. Very cute indeed. But, alas, you are still scary. I apologise. Sincerely. And I promise when I find your disheveled body, I will give you a grave of honour in my garden, next to my [late] hamster. Marked with a pretty stone. Please accept my apology, and believe it was an act of self defence.
R.I.P
Love Miriam.
Textbook Enigmatic · Wed Sep 12, 2007 @ 07:59pm · 0 Comments |