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Okay, so my family doesn’t have cable, right? We get netflix, but we don’t get any of the new TV shows and stuff. So when we do watch TV, we find it monumentally stupid. I mean, come on. A full movie on the TV is actually 2 hours. They say the program is 1 hour, but including all the shitty commercials, it’s actually 2 hours! I mean, hey, why not just watch Geico commercials all day instead? Sheesh. I mean, the typical American attention span is about half of that of a commercial. Which is about 15 seconds. So how in the world can these stupid people sit in front of the TV that long anyways? The answer is LAZINESS. If anything would give more entertainment, but burn more calories, then its not worth doing. And on top of that, since American children have such a short attention span, they pretend it’s a incurable disease called ADHD, and then give out pills for it. Or if a kid can’t sit still, they give them candy in an attempt to calm them down. “here, have some sugar. Now sit still”. I mean, come on, like that’ll work. But the whole reason they have such short attention spans is because they are trained for it. Watching TV gives a external stimuli that shortens attention spans. Its like “if you can’t keep up with what we’re saying, you’re to slow! So stop concentrating on one thing for too long!” And on top of this, now a days they’re teaching everyone that anything can be cured with a pill, just like above. “Do you think your fat? (You’re really not, but we’ll make you feel that way just so you’ll buy our bogus pill!) Well take this pill blah blah blah, and you’ll just lose weight without doing any exercise at all!” Of course, in this little obscure place I call “Reality”, the “wonder pill” really just dehydrates you, so all that weight you lose in the morning actually is lost from water content, kind of like saunas. Or it may be lost from lean muscle mass, so you still have all that fat (and maybe more) but will have less muscle, so you may look lean, but are still in very poor health. And maybe you don’t care, you’ve heard it all before, but I bet I live longer than you. Call me, and when you’re dead, I’ll come dance over you decayed fat rot that lies beneath the earth. I can imagine some kid out there, watching a beautiful sunset or viewing a city from the top of a fog covered mountain and thinking “man, I bet I’m missing some great TV shows right now”. What a world we live in today. –Future Rant: Companies-
-Bah dah bah bah bah! I’m F-ing it!
 SpaderQ · Wed Oct 03, 2007 @ 11:39pm · 0 Comments |
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