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Greetings Fellow Gaians! The Awesome Amy here, brought to you by Amy's Weekly Monthly Yearly Or Never! rofl
In the following issues will be news and recipes of my life and what has excitingly happened to far! So cheer when I say the word, FORWARD!.......
NEWSFLASH NEWS! 11/18/07
OHAYO! Watashi wa AMY desu.
HELLO! I am Amy.
I am asian =D
Age: Your mom! =D
Currantly: Hating life at the moment. =D
Why?: None of your business =D
News: This is Awesome Amy, reporting LIVE from her house! *Dun dun DUN dunnn!!!!!* Good morning folks it is currently 10:10AM on a sleepy Sunday in California! Lets focus on Amy!
She is currently typing something on the computer. Lets see what is says.
"She is currently typing something on the computer. Lets see what it says."
""She is currently typing something on the computer. Lets see what is says""
Well you get the point!
WARNING: This journal may contain several traces of real news, but mainly consists of: Annoyance, randomness, and a desperate attempt to entertain readers.
Don't listen to the warning, its TOTALLY wrong! Well, anyways, Amy is currently eating rice soup at her sister's computer which she is typing on. There is not much to say, so let us move on to the weather segment! IM Amy! And join us next time on, NEWFLASH NEWS!!
AMY IN THE SKY!
Good morning this is Amy in the sky reporting traffic and weather.....
WARNING: Traffic and weather may be false.
Don't listen to the warning.
Well, right now the 405 is being TRAMPLED by runaway elves who decided to go on strike! Santa running down the road and his reindeer hot on his trail! Of course the normal people cant see this, but of course, I am far from normal!
Besides, it's kind of easy to see the traffic from your home when you are coloring reindeer on a picture book on traffic. =D
Well, anyways, now that the helicopter is ready, let us glide to the sky!
*Dun dun DUN dunn!*
Right now there are TWO cars parked in the driveway of the house, one is a Honda Odessey, and another is a ... I dunno. Well anyways! Now that we have completed the driveway, lets venture to the FREEway!
*Dun dun DUN dunn!*
Well, the freeway is currently clogged up with cars, and some muggers from across the street are throwing eggs at the helicopter. I'd say that the traffic at the moment is due to many people either going to work, or there is an accident up ahead. Lets check it out!
Well, it turns out there was an accident on the freeway, there was a REINDEER, the had crashed into a car window and has its antlers stuck on a twisted jacket inside! The kid is currently screaming with joy and began beating it with a 'BOP' toy demanding presents!
Well, that is enough weather for today. Catch us next time on, AMY IN THE SKY!!!
Cooking with AMY!
Good morning! Today we will be making....scrambled eggs. =D
WARNING: Cooking may not contain specific directions
Don't listen to the warning.
Well, first, heat your stove to about medium heat...I think
Add some oil to make pan slick.
Then crack some eggs into a bowl and stir it up until yellow.
When oil starts heating up (or popping) add in the eggs.
When the eggs start hardening, stir eggs until fully cooked and put em on a plate.
PRETSO!
Scrambled eggs!
Well, that concludes our cooking segment of this issue, until next time! SEE YA!
 Love_Ayame · Sun Nov 18, 2007 @ 06:34pm · 0 Comments |
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