You wanna hear a joke?
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Okay, there are these three racing horses, right? So they go into this bar. They order drinks from the dog at the counter, and then start talking about the race they just finished. The dog asks who won, and the first horse tells him. Then that same horse goes, "You know, it's really weird. Just as I crossed the finish line, this shiver went down my spine."
The second horse looks confused. He says, "Wait! That's not possible. When I crossed the finish line, a cold shiver went down my spine.
And the this horse says, "But that's not possible. The exact same thing happened to me!"
The dog's really freaked out. He goes, "This is strange, this is really strange. We should call a meeting and figure this out."
So they do. They call a meeting. At the meeting, all the horses tell their stories. And then a flamingo stands up. She says, "Wait! That's not possible. As I watched you--the first horse--cross the finish line, a cold shiver went down my spine."
From the back, a cow shifts uncomfortably. He says, "Wait! That's not possible. As I watched you cross the finish line, a cold shiver went down my spine.
A giraffe stands up. He says, "But that's not possible. As I watched you cross the finish line, I cold shiver went down my spine.
They all look at each other and start talking nerveously. Suddenly, a gopher pops out of the ground. He says, "Wait--"
Everyone turns to look at the gopher. They say, "Wait! That's not possible. Gophers don't talk!"
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The end.
Applesauce and Gunshots · Wed Nov 28, 2007 @ 02:58am · 0 Comments |