The a**'s Brains
The Lion and the Fox went hunting together. The Lion, on the Advice of the Fox, sent a message to the a**, proposing to make an Alliance between their two families. The a** came to the place of Meeting, overjoyed at the prospect of a royal alliance. But when He came there the Lion simply pounced on the a**, and said to the Fox: "Here is our dinner for to-day. Watch you here while I go And have a nap. Woe betide you if you touch my prey." The Lion Went away and the Fox waited; but finding that his master did not Return, ventured to take out the brains of the a** and ate them Up. When the Lion came back he soon noticed the absence of the Brains, and asked the Fox in a terrible voice: "What have you done With the brains?"
"Brains, your Majesty! It had none, or it would never have Fallen into your trap."
Wit has always an answer ready.
--www.google.com-- reference 'Morals'.
[ Kaemon ] · Tue Jun 28, 2005 @ 09:04am · 1 Comments |