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One day an old woman decided to buy some cat food for her cat at the supemarket. When she got there she pcked up five cans of cat food and brought them to the cashier so she can purchase them. The cashier looks at her and says, "Ma'am I am so sorry, but I cannot sell you these cans of cat food. Recent studies show that some of the elderly who purchases food for animals eats the food themselves, and that is very unhealthy. So unless you prove to me that you have a cat, I cannot sell you these cans of cat food." So without a word, the old woman leaves the supermarket and comes back an hour later with her cat. She purchases the cat food and leaves.
The next day th old woman decides to buy dog food for her dog this time. So once again she goes to the supermarket and picks up a five lb. bag of dog food. She goes up to the same cashier that she had before and got the same response. "I am sorry ma'am, but I thought we went over this yesterday, I cannot sell you this dog food unless you prove to me that you have a dog." So once again, without question, the old woman leaves the supermarket and comes back an hour later with her dog.
The next day the old woman arrives at the supermarket again, except this time holding a box with a hole in it. She goes up to the same cashier she had the two days before. "Stick your finger in the hole." The old woman tells the cashier. "No way! There could be a snake in there! I could get bitten!" The cashier yells. "Oh don't be silly dear I would never do anything to hurt you." So the cashier decides to play along with the old woman. She stinks her finger in the hole and takes it right back out. "Now, smell your finger." She tells the cashier. The cashier smells her finger and makes the weirdest face. "Oh my G-d, why does it smell like $h!t ?" "That's because it IS $h!t," the old woman simply replied, "now can I buy five rolls of toilet paper?"
Abia MAE · Thu Jun 30, 2005 @ 08:38pm · 1 Comments |