Dood, I totally found this on-line also:
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the ******** out
yoyomunkee · Mon Jan 14, 2008 @ 11:45pm · 0 Comments |