Quotes:
1)Depression is anger without enthusiasm
2)Lack of brains hinders research
3)My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
4)Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
5)Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?
6)Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
7)People who say anything is possible have never tried to slam a revolving door.
cool One day we will look back on this moment and crash into a parked car.
9)If it hadn't been an accident, I wouldn't have done it!
10)Some people like there cucumbers better pickled
 easternwind · Thu Jul 14, 2005 @ 02:20am · 0 Comments |
