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One day Cpt.Hopeless was taking a stroll through the park when all of a sudden someone hit him with a rock. Cpt.Hopeless was knocked out and a good samaritan called the hospital and took our hero to it. Hopeless woke up in a coffin. The doctors thought he had died, but nooo he had lived. Hopeless cut throught the coffin with his utilty knife. After he got out he noticed his hand was missing! Well thats what he thought but then he noticed a clear outline, like if his han was invisible. Cpt had discovered a new power! He could now be invisible. As he went home, people were suprised that he was still there. They all thought he had died. He decided it would take too long to explain to everyone how he wasn't dead so he decided to make a public appearance to everyone. When the villians heard this they all boo'd. Even to them it was a great astonishment to find out that Hopeless had died right after they heard he had died. Hopeless was having alot of fun. He was scaring alot of people with his new invisibility powers. It wasn't until the "horrible incident" did he learn how to use his powers for good. Sgt.Useless was in his crappy depressed mood as usual. Hopeless was trying to cheer him up by showing him some new tricks he learned with his new powers. Useless was about to go back home when all of a sudden he was grabbed by a stranger. Hopeless starts to chase him but soon figures out that the stranger ran alot faster then him. He decided to throw a tracking device on Useless. After Hopeless caught his breath he followed the trail. This led him to the city landfill where it stunk like ****. He figured the stranger had his secret lair somewhere in this trash. The tracker suddenly halted and now Hopeless was standing right ontop of Useless!! Hopeless had little time. He wasn't sure what the stranger was going to do with Useless. He decided to go invisible and fall through the trash. The stench of the garbage was horrible! When Hopeless finally landed he found himself in a huge cavern made out of garbage. There in the middle was Useless bound to a surgeon's table. Hopeless had to move fast. He's sorry buying weights on his way to the secret lair. He unbound Useless, who was unconcious, and was about to go when the stranger appeared. The stranger moved extremely fast and had them both tied up before Hopeless could do a thing. As hopeless tried to struggle free the stranger said there was no point in trying. Stranger said he had already won. Hopeless decided to play along with him and tell him how much he had won. The stranger decided he would have to kill these 2 sooner or later but as he was about to go get something to eat a huge broken tv fell on the stranger and killed him. Hopeless manage to get out and taking Useless with him had one last look at the lair and decided he'd burn this place up after he got out of there. Well thats the end of this story. Stay tuned for more The Adventures of Cpt.Hopeless and His Sidekick Cpt.Bloodloss!