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Name -- Mike

Age -- 20

Body type -- Obese

Birthday -- June 23

Height -- 5'11

Weight -- 140 LBS

Location -- Kentucky

Siblings -- Jessica and Bobbie. (Sisters)

School -- Graduated.

Grade -- None. I'm an idiot and a failure.

Hair color -- Brown. (For now)

Eye color -- Blue.

Religion -- I'm a Tibetan Monk.



FAVORITES

Color -- pink/Baby Blue/Black

Movie -- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Song -- Santa is a fat b***h

Band -- Breaking Benjamin

Soda -- Cherry Coke.

TV show -- Anything on Adult Swim.

Number -- 23

Boy name -- Tristan

Girl name -- Ho.

Month -- June



RELATIONSHIPS

Single, yes or no -- Yep.

Do you like someone -- My friend's girlfriend.

Do they know -- >_> She's ditsy.

Do they like you - Ask her when her boyfriend isn't around.

HAVE YOU EVER..

Kissed someone you didn't know -- Yes.

Smoked a cigarette -- Yep.

Smoked pot -- ******** YEAH!

Gotten drunk -- Gladly!

Wanted someone you couldn't have -- Yep.

Danced in public -- Yep.

Stolen -- Yep.

Been scared so badly you cried -- No.

Laughed until you cried -- Yep.

Kissed someone of the opposite sex -- Yep.

Kissed someone of the same sex -- Yep.

Cried over someone -- No.

Cried during a movie -- Nope

Cried during a song -- No.

Had sex -- Yep.

Been in love -- Nope. Lust and Love are two different things.

Eaten gum off the sidewalk -- Thought about it.

Threw up in school -- Nope.



DO YOU..

Smoke -- Daily

Drink -- Try to daily.

Like school -- No.

Say ****** -- Yep.

Say ***** -- Yep.

Call people fat -- Yep.

Do good in school -- No.

Do drugs -- Every chance I get.

Have any bad habits -- ******** my friend's girlfriends.

Go to church -- Nope.

THIS OR THAT..

Boys or girls -- Both.

Rap or rock -- Both. Depends on the song.

Pepsi or coke -- Pepsi, unless it's Cherry Coke.

Phone or computer -- Computer.

Dog or cat -- Dog.

Kisses or hugs -- Sex (Consensual or not)

Hot or cold -- Hot.

YOUR FRIENDS

Oldest -- Andy.

Youngest -- Michael

Nicest -- Mesa (Oddly enough)

Newest -- Dakota

Loudest -- Shadow.

Meanest -- Willie

Who you hang out with most -- Dakota

Who you love the most -- Love?

One you've known the longest -- Shadow.

RANDOM..

What are you fears -- Running out of alcohol and weed. Or being caught with my d**k in my friend's girlfriend's mouth.

Goal for this week -- To get drunk.

Goal for this year -- Stay drunk/ ******** my friend's girlfriend....AGAIN.

Longest relationship -- 2 years.

CURRENT

Clothes -- White shirt/Black Dickies

Shoes -- Pink and White Etnies

Makeup -- None.

Phone -- Cell.

AIM screen name -- Never get on it.

Weather -- Colder than a well digger's a**.

Hair -- Fade.

Website -- Gaia.

Fear -- So good I had to write it again. Being caught with my d**k in my friend's girlfriend's mouth.

Worry -- If my friend will find out. Not the one with a girl but the one who wants the girl.

Wish -- Free beer.

Question -- When people call the house phone and say. "Where are you?"

Do you believe in..

God -- ******** no

Heaven -- I'd rather die than go to heaven.

The devil -- Yes, I believe in the Devil. It's Dakota's mom in the morning.

Hell -- Living in it.

Life after death -- Yeah. I want to haunt people.

Ghosts -- Me.

Love at first sight -- I love boobs.

Yourself -- I am conceded, so I guess so.

Angels -- Only if I can rip a wing off and watch them fly in circles.

Aliens -- No.

Are you..

Sad -- No.

Happy -- Yep. I have Dakota. (It's a guy)

Religious -- I'M A ******** MONK!

Crazy -- -Twitches- "Shut up!!!!" No.

Funny -- Funnier than the fat kid dancing to Mortal Kombat.

Good -- No.

Bad -- Yes.

Messy -- Not really. Unless I'm high.

Angry -- At someone.

Rude -- Try not to be.

Sexy -- ******** YEAH. SEE FOR YOURSELF. You'll fall in love. [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ]

Simple -- No.

Selflish -- No.

Obsessive -- With wanting something to happen.