So, I was shooting zombies, saving hot girls, the whole bit, when suddenly Gambino's over the loudspeaker telling us not to look out the window.
What was I supposed to do? I looked out the window.
And there was this big freakin' missle headed straight for the mansion. So, I did what any respectable zombie hunter would do, I tried to escape.
And someone shoved me into the wall, and I blacked out.
I woke up in this strange place I now know as the fabled Underground Test Facility. I guess those guys in the labcoats weren't lying... Poor guys, part of some stupid experiment. Hopefully some Gaian was kind enough to force a vial down their throat and return them to normal, it'd be a shame if they died.
I'm here, in the underground test facility, and there's this big hole in the ceiling where the mansion was. There's still no sign of Gino, apparently. *sigh* That's not good. I still have that hat, though it's wrinkled from being smushed into my pocket ((I have large pockets)), and it's slightly bloodied. If I find Gino, I'll give it to him anyway, I guess. He'll understand.
For now, I'm gonna sleep... I'm tired from running around... but no one can get out of the underground test facility, the stairway's been completely destroyed. So I'll sleep here.
Wake me up when it's over.
- Damien Alexandre heart
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Don't Panic -- Journal of a Deranged Schizophrenic Cynicist
And, in a futile attempt to keep a blog up and running, Damien decided to start a journal. However, he didn't take into account that a blog and a journal were really very different things.
But no one really cared.
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