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guys u might not get these jokes right away but if you never get them pm me about them and i'll tell you what they mean.

Oh? well then:

One night in the Garden of Eden Adam and Eve are starting to get a bit intamate and as Adam goes to put his face between her legs he backs away and looks at her "Eve you have a wierd scent down there go in the river and clean yourself"sighing she gets up goes to the river and begins to cleanse herself she comes back Adam goes back down and he omes bac out remarking once more "Eve the smell is still there I thought I told you to cleanse yourself"somewhat frustrated but understandable she goes back to the river and cleanses herself once more then she returns to Adam,pleased to see the scent is gone they go for the whole night making love to one another

then the next morning Adam goes to God and says"God,God! The most amazing thing happened! Eve had an odd smell to her so I make her go to the river and wash then the smell was still there but then coming back from the river a second time it was completely gone!" God just looks at him and shakes his head"Well Adam that's great, but now the fish stink"

that was great