Everyone: Please hold your laughter.
Because my dearest desire, goal, and aspiration on Gaia is becoming more and more difficult to obtain, I've decided to make a Quest Thread. Yes, I know it's something of a trend, but it can't be helped. My ultimate course is to buy up as many donation letters as I can each month in order to have enough value in one year (gods it hurts to say that) to buy the ever elusive D-Tail.
I know what you're thinking. I'll give up or be deterred. Not so my friend! I played Neopets for more years than I care to admit all in hopes of getting that wretched little Moltenore. I finally got it. Painted it black and everything. Then, after two weeks of not even playing on the site, I got frozen. For absolutely nothing.
Part of the reason why I joined Gaia was to have a goal to reach while I spent my time writing and role playing. This is not a desire that will disappear in a few months. This is my ultimate goal. Once I get this, I will feel complete and can then make gold for fun.
Surely there will be other things I want? Surely. But this is the one item that I lust for more than anything else. This is the item I play for. (Well, I rather like the people in Word Games, I play for them as well.)
What Does This Have To Do With Me?
Banners rock. sad I'm incapable of making them. If you'd like to donate any, that'd be hot. The object of this quest is to Get Brecker Nekkid.
Yes! A long time ago, I promise Typical-Shorty that the day I got my Devil's Tail, I would prance around half nekkid for everyone to stare at. Thus far, I've settled on wearing the tail (duh), a collar, and my horns. Perhaps shades if I'm feeling really awesome. Dancer's bottoms are the choice of underwear because I think they'll show me off best.
If you'd like to contribute, your name will be where everyone can see it. (No, that doesn't mean across my butt. Thanks for thinking of me though!)
If you'd like to sell it to me, just PM your price. I need something catchy. Something black and purple would make me tremble in pleasure.
To everyone who clicked on my journal thinking I was someone exciting, sorry. I'm just a wanna-be demon with too much time on his hands. Thanks!
Vanilla - Thank you for the banner!
Arayek - Thank you for your donation of 511g! heart
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