Today I went on a hike with my friend Artie and his beautiful wife Betty. Artie had invited me since his wife was forcing him to get of his butt and do something active, and he didn't want to have to go with just his wife and her single, just as attractive sister. So i agreed to go with them, i had noting better to do, and walks are good for your health.
Artie picked me up at 6:00 A.M. (which doesn't really bother me), and told me his wife was going to go pick up her sister. He also mentioned that she said that she wouldn't stay in the same car as me for the amount of time it would take to get to where we were going to hike. We all got there about the same time, and when i saw Betty's sister Patrica, I fell in love. I walked up to her and put my hand on her shoulder and was about to say something, but before i could she flipped me over her shoulder and onto the ground. That made me want her more, and then Artie told me he forgot to mention that Sandy was a karate instructor.
We then started our hike, but about 15 mins in the girls remembered that they forgot their cell phones in the car and went back to get them, leaving me and Artie to wait for them. A few minutes had passed by, and the strangest thing happened, a green bunny thing jumped onto the path in front of us. Later that day I found out it was a grunny, but at the time Artie and I didn't know that. I wasn't here for the whole grunny thing since i was on my yearly fishing trip with my family, we believe that evil things happen on Halloween so we all go fishing for two weeks around Halloween. Artie didn't know because he and Betty had just gotten married around the time and were on their honeymoon.
So anyways, the creature didn't seem to be hostile or afraid, so i got out my sandwich I had packed and gave it some. Artie took out his disposable camera and took a picture. For some reason the flash was on and it freaked the grunny out and it attacked me. So while i was trying to fight it off Artie was just laughing and taking more pictures, he is such a good friend. Luckily for me though the ladies were just coming back. They helped to get the thing off of me face, and when they did Sandy gave it a good swift kick and it ran off. I wasn't hurt so we finished our hike and went home.(though i never got Sandy's phone number)
On the way home Artie was talking about how he was going to give all of our friends copies of me getting attacked, but when he was getting gas i switched his camera witht mine that i had taken to the girls showers a while back, I wonder what Betty will think of them when she sees the naked girls. I got the film developed, i put aside Artie's other pictures and burned all but one of the ones of the grunny atacking me.
Here it is:
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How did I never see this? I love the "photo." xd