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Ok, so I've been cleaning... which means fighting the great mess beast and it's fighting back so it's taking me a LONG time... ANYWAY... I've been finding stuff, really old old stuff... there was this cardboard box that must be 15 years old now. Ah Barleygreen, I remember that strange smelling green powder that I watched people pour in their drinks for some unknown reason that to this day I still can't manage real sense out of other then everyone thought it was some futuristic health kick. The food of the future they claimed to be as you can see:

But now it is the future and they were sadly mistaken, but I'm glad they were wrong cuz that stuff was weird..... but get this, I came across this newer box. Barleygreen you are not the food of the future... Laser sorted raisins are!

If that is not the food of the future I don't know what is, the future is now and we will not tolerate inferior fruit! It's like raisin wars! Blast the inferior raisins to oblivion!
Move over Barleygreen Laseraisins are here!

Anyway while cleaning out a back room I also discovered that a roll of lifesavers that are over 10 years old mutate into an ectoplasm like state. It seems they don't time travel well.